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Apollo Started conversation Jun 18, 2001
Ask the God of Truth, the Phoebus Apollo, your question! Through me you will hear his answer...
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Aug 15, 2001
Okey dokey, I will.
* 
Apollo, pats him on the butt(maternally, of course!) and spits on a hankie to rub the smear of red lipstick off his cheek*
Here's one for you, honey. Any way of finding out when the conversation on my page with the Peetie God stories in it is likely to reemerge from the moderation traffic jam? It started right around the time I made my omnipresence known on h2g2. I've been (less and less) patiently waiting for it to pop back up so I can continue.
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Apollo Posted Aug 15, 2001
*the fumes of the earth fuel the Pythia's spirit*
You have asked a prediction about a force typically unpredictable. Moderation. However, the Phoebus Apollo holds the answer to all... Your conversation shall be restored, in its entirety, on [ date removed by moderator].
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Aug 15, 2001
*snort* 
That'll teach me to try to delve into the mysteries of the universe!
*leaves a 
as an appropriate offering*
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