h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

do you realise that you are also not a , because of H2G2sapiens?

some people find H2G2 researchers s.
they do know better.

they do know better.

I mean

they do NOT know better.

hay anyone fancy a game of darts with teh inflatible dart board?

Why not

Indeed only I've got to sleep tonight to be able to opperate effectivly tomorrow I'll dream dart instead

souds a verry good idea

I'm sure the rules for inflatable dream darts are around here somewhere, it's such a coincidence, I was reading them the other day. Perhaps the extractor fan got them, the pixies that live in the ventilation system are probably playing dream darts right now. Pesky pixies.

Hello Ineffable, well done on reaching the heady heights of addict so soon Long may it continue.

Long continu shall it! Or something of the sort (I'm sure you understand my meaning).... Pixies... mannnnnn I haven't seen'em yet!!!

They're crafty little beggers, you need to be on your guard. They like shiny things so perhaps you could attach your pet to a piece of elastic and tie it about your person. It will drive them mad when they try and take it and can only get so far down the air conditioning before they are dragged back Oh dear, I think I've been here too long...

How are you finding it anyway?

I'm pretty ecstatic about the whole thing... I been here less than a week and consider myself an addict...

Unless you were asking about my ... I like it very much and have a specially-built scabbard for it....

It's *very* shiny. What do you use to get it to gleam so? I don't have a I'm not supposed to go near sharp, pointy objects

First of all, the fact that it's pretty brand new helps.... then, I have to admit a little dejectedly, that I spend a good amount of my time shining it, mostly because I haven't yet seen one of the monsters us "Thingites" fight... But shining is fun....



I also use a little

coungers up own shiny . does anyone else hear that? and another thing why is the tag "pork?"

spork, spork

but Im verry bad at Spelling and words like Spork not Fork are just about inposable.

inposable? At least, put imposable, yet I think you mean impossible... Spooning ain't forking, but nothing compares to sporking!!!

Ok I will try. But in the meantime SPORK! !!!

Ouch!!!... well done... Thank God it isn't Thingite issued, you would have pierced something...

I think this SPORK is for eating