h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was just relaxing, I thought you was all here just sleeping


proton

walks in dives on the Chserfild sofa now a weird shade of green and admires Rolfs cave painting.
Hi evryone

AHHHHHH! *startled awake, forgets where he is and falls off cloud 9 Morning all oo, is that the time takes a bottle of from inflatible fridge anyone else fancy one?

no thakyou.
sorry to have startled you.

No problem *reclines on inflatible chpendale sofa

so how are you after you trip?

dam

2legs, have you settled in yet?

I think we better have a new Chesterfild.
anyone?

Hmm, well, it has a few hash- burns in it, I haven't a clue how they got there! : I'm all moved in now: need carpenter (woodwork rather than singing kind), to put up new door in lounge where its knackered, and not worth my time or energy to repair.... Oh, I'm getting a PC soon: first PC I'd have had since I used a 486 in MS dos 6!; Cause I've been using teh laptops the past few years and It'l probably be running XP and another new scanner (this time getting one that will work with automatic sheet feeder thing) Need nice new desk... few new shirts so I look nice and smart (for me) when I start my course (no more jeans as this is all mainly being based in teh schools, and I'm not going down the cordaroid trousers and open topped sandles route, just yet) Hmm, what else.... can't think; i must Email people again soon <?>

Hello paul Any idea of a cheap chestdefiled sofa dealer?

2legs, I have a wonderful image of someone coming round, looking at your door and singing 'Close to You' New PC? I'm green with envy. When you go shopping, don't forget to purchase a few cardigans too, and what about a tweed jacket with leather patches on the elbows?

As we speak I have my tweed jacket with the leather patches adorning the rear of the chair adjecent to where I sit, staring vacantly out of an window I cannot see because I didn't open the curtain, the cardigans are currently, to the best of my knowledge covering up several copies of "the lord of the flies" and ""A" level maths for people with size nine feet", in teh back of my newly distressed 2CV, supported on two corners by piles of bricks, as it has been since the lock went, prevents theft, aids stability, gives a nice theoretical slant on teh position of unreasonible BMW owners : I have every intention to spend my entire time at teaching posts wearing my suit, and then wearing a new suit that I might buy at crimble though I really should unpack those last few things, that don't really need to be unpacked, rather repacked in more logical fasion then stored also need to empty the loft space (the one I emptyed so carefully last time I was here), and which now contains: four armchairs, gate-fold table, tressle table, two small, horrible wooden broken tables, two broken wooden chairs, four small, useless old looking heater things, three boxes of assorted junk, a bycycle with no wheels (the one wheel pressumbably belonging to which is now in teh bin, having been removed from space under stairs), two broken stereo speakers of no worth, a metal base to bed with its horrible matress, and assorted other sundary junk, : it took ages to sort out last time; i have every reason to pressume it will again this time.... Not to mention having to contact those men at the council to come round and collect it, once I'[ve removed it from loft, taken it downstairs and stored neatly in hallway I might buy a new shelf/book-case type thing my leather jacket, and summer jacket, and fleece are still in suffolk I hope it doesn't rain between now and Chrimble Oh, the chippendale: there is a guy down teh road, his mate, Dave, knows this guy called Derrick who has a good, well, "A" reputation for providing pieces of furnature, maybe I should give him a yourkshire fell? you know, on teh dog and bone, just using my loaf of bread you see, governer *dofts cap

That sounds like a lot of work heading your way 2legs . But you did it ast time so atleast you know whats up there:/ . As for a new chesterfeild I sujet a look on E-Bay.

...Well, it will be my third degree... 1 BSc, 1 MSc and this PGCE thing, which will be somewhat different to what I've done before, though my supervisor still hasn't replyed, so I don't even know if I've got the MSc yet Oh well.... start the PGCE on the 9th Sep, which can't be that far away now I had a quick check on Amazon, appears they don't do chesterfield sofa's

Dont these things --> look like those weird fruit polos under a bright light?

Oh, hi folks by the way - Ive been kinda awol of late - am still alive in case any of you were wondering -was visiting ana for a while - now I am home trying to gird my loins into making me get a job sometime

JOB! well, I suppose even I will have to resort to that eventually Good to see you back, i've been of a week i think and now I really ought to go to bed....; have to or my way to uni tomorrow to sort something out and i've still not washed up tonight from dinner : washing up was something I didn't miss doing all the time when I was at my Dad's 'tis good being back in my house though though it seems strangely empty... hmm, what I need is a bunch of mad hoopie people from some weird internet site, to gate crash round and cristen the carpets (before it is cleaned) no tonight probably lots tomorrow catch people soon *waves

You need some gates crashed? Theres a chance I can crash into some gates in and around the Manchester/Cheshire area - that any potential good to you?

Sounds fun

*sound of strange squeaking noises and the occassional groan!!*
Ouch! My ruddy toe
*Loud bang on door*
*deackie pushes in Green Room gatecrashing machine (patent pending)*

2legs, we await your organisation of the h2g2 Cambridge housewarming meet Have a fruit polo

Lofts Not a place to be ventured into without the proper equipment and some emergency rations. Good luck for the 9th and for the suit wearing. What Key Stage or age of students are you training to mind control?

Was the holiday good vp?

Inports a special loft cleaning sute.















also brings in more food.
oh and i foun these chesterfield sofas on ebay. [Unsuitable link removed by Moderator]