h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

itsja knowi ts a grow, jibberish...

2legs on chair with new girl hand her hash-


This is so cooooooool, man, wow, thes chairsi is yeah

hash-
draw
draw
draw
draw
passes around, lights another, perpetual Saturday night party/smoke,
bob marly
hash

???
someeone wondsers insto bedddrome..

chair sighs...
stands up, puts on more bob marly
hsh-

it mays be perpetual satursday night hers but I rally resslly got a go soon, man, I'me so hasdh-
stoned, its undreal,

passes round joint/spliff...
hust listen to the muscisc man,



munchies!
passes out with new girl on chair with ihm,
both;
gigsles
gigglesales
lafughs
giaslgleslaso
gigglesgigsles

Voda goes over to the bar and starts talking to Stinkywigfiddle's about his own theory of the universe.

"It is move like a square excetpt for it has no sides, is is sort of roundish... Actually it is more like a circle with a piece missing out of the side where a piece has fallen off, But this pieces is folded in half and attched to the top. Then his is crumpled and throwen hard against he wall and soaked in beer..."

He keeps talking hoping someone is listing.

Hey, stinkywigfiddle! Nice party...

One word of caution; you should warn people not to come here if they were drinking all day Friday, or they might get caught up in a "perpetual hangover" situation... Nasty...

Now, where's the ?

***Appearing in an effervescent haze of coalesced time and space***

***Eddies in the space-time continuum, and I've got his sofa***

Hey Stinky

Come and join me on Eddie's Sofa! Thanks for inviting me - have one of my bottles

There's a party going on and I'm eight days early - counting sideways from Friday 8th! Hic!
***looks confused and shuts up***

Time hase to do with the universe spinning around. The whole universe is all about spinning around. Everything in the universe spins around.

Start with a planet, a planet spins around on its axis and one or more moons spin around the planet. The planet and the moon(s) spin around their sun, the sun also spins around the center of the galaxy and the galaxy spins around the center of the universe and the universe spins around time. All these things spinning causes time to pass. So, to make time stop, all you have to do is make stop things from spinning.

I don't know what time spins around. Probably infinity or something like that.

[Realizes he isn't actually talking to anyone and can't remember why he started talking about this to no one in the fisrt place.]

[Gives it up and sits by Fenchurch]

[Looks around nervously at the party and all the hash fish smoking]

Hey, people, some of my fish guests are afraid to come, you think maybe you could take it easy with the smoking stuff?

Why? I like smoked haddock.

Voda stands up and coughts to get the attention.

"As our host has asked that the smoking is kept to our selves. So I propose:

"Just Say No To Smoking Fish."

"No! There i said it. No fish smoking for me. I will just keep them in a tank of water or alocholic beaverage."

Voda then take a drink and relizes that he drank the fish.

*sees a fish with a cigarette in its mouth, and shouts "NO!" at it*
What am I doing here?
*disappears*

Hm?

*sits next to stinky with a in her hand*

Hey man, great party

*walks in*

cheers!

Hey there, folks! I got my spiffy little invite last night, but was a little too sleep deprived to take advantage of it. Luckily for me, it's a perpetual party on a perpetual saturday..... now only if I had some kind of time twister that would set up something like that for me out here in Seattle......

Well, I haven't had sleep in a few days now, so I should probably avoid the alcohol. Anybody have any strongly caffeinated drinks on hand?


Mikey

Hmm... you're in Seattle and there isn't a strongly caffeinated drink within easy reach? Something smells fishy.

Bizarrely enough, coffee makes me violently ill. I've had to settle for Diet Coke, although I haven't had much luck thus far in my experiments aimed at increasing the concentration of the caffeine....


Mikey

What about some Jolt?

party. s

or , even

*wandering around with a in hand, avoiding *

Hey Clive, how's my favourite ostrich?

lols
grebbles
wakes up...