Very Important: Voda2000
Er...
Hi!
So... This is a web page. I guess it's mine, It's got my name at the top. Hun... Lots of space. They told me I should write something here.
I guess I need something to talk about. Let me think... Something to talk about... Oh I got it. This is great. It is the most importunate thing that you will ever read. It is so important that it will make all of the other important thins in your life seem small, you won't believe it...
Oh no!
I forgot what it was. :-(
Don't you just hate when that happens. You go on and on about something and then you cant remember what the heck you were talking about. Now I have to find a way to fill this space, or so they tell me.
Oh well, I still remember what the second most important thing is. Drum roll...
ME
Everyone knows that the second most important thing in the world is me, Voda2000. Well that not completely true. Actually every one that counts know it's me.
You want to know a secrete? If you keep reading till the very end then you will be a person that counts. Then you can go and tell all you your friend that you know the most the second most important thing in the galaxy. Won't that be great.
Now on to the second most important thing in the galaxy. I've been told that it is a most unusual name. I didn't think so, but what do I know.
OH... I guess I could tell you how I got it.
Well it involved an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch, and a pair of rubber bands. I guess it probably wouldn't make sense too you, because it doesn't really make any sense to me. Actually it really doesn't make any sense to anyone. Maybe I got the story wrong?...
I'm an Interstellar Galactic Sanitation Suppressor Supervisor Or IGSSS for short. Not that I think about it that really isn't that shout at all. It is really kind of long. Maybe I should look in to a new line of work, or at least a job with a small kind of title. You should see when I get my business cards done up. There are over 7 inches long. You try handing someone a seven inch long business card. Actually it is kind of fun to watch them fold it in to there suit pocket.
He, He, He...
Now back to what I was talking about. The second most important thing in the galaxy, Me. I wish I could remember what the heck the most important thing was. You probably would like to know it. It was kind of cool. Oh well.
What to talk about...
Well I can't think of anything...
OH! WAIT... I got it the most important thing is...
Is... (dramatic pause)
The Guide
The Guide. Yes that's it. I know it is important. I don't know why but it is important.
You can now go and boast to all your other friends that you know the two most important things in the galaxy, Me and Guild.
By the way, if anyone figures out why The Guide is so important and why I am inportante, let me know. And if anyone figures out what the third most important thing is let me know.
Here are some fish:
><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><>
I don't know why I showed you my fish, did you like them?
Of course you do. ;-)
Here are some links to some other less important things:
http://games.eesite.com/utopia/" >http://games.eesite.com/utopia/ -another cool game
http://www.geeknews.org/" >http://www.geeknews.org/ -Another friends site
http://www.spitfire.rpmworld.net/" >http://www.spitfire.rpmworld.net/ - My other site
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