h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I'me here;ente
ring from adjoining room;booze!

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I'me not quite sure where I am, I am sure I had a drink on the beach a moment ago, but I am still here, and its still Saturday, conufussing...Oh;
Tummyfish I think I got my hashfish now!!!
cool
lol;
booze;
Cigs/eh

*Unlocks Sloe-time bubble, steps out with Shea on his arm, and disappears through a momentarily existant fold in space/time*

2legs emerges again from adjoining room;

carrying;

enough for everyone...

Begins handing round booze... hopeing that noone has yet noticed the adjoining room, or the missing strange girl;


lights another hashfish?






passes out, again!!!

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2legs quickly regains consciousness...
hands hash over...





wonders off to find he brought earlier...

giggles continue to come from adjoining room...
2legs wonders into adjoining room..

*grabs a towel*

Damnit, I trod on the party invitation when I got out of the shower.
I knew that it wasn't sensible to use it as a bath mat... hey, is this Ursa Minor Beta?

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*follows Tummyfish*

You can always tell when the party's hotting up. Everyone heads next door...

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Don't worry, they appear to be retreating.

[Stinky reappears in the teleport booth]

I guess I should start mingling.

[starts mingling]

::passes the hash on the left hand side::
Hehehe

2legs rushes through from adjoining room carrying hash-





"you could have knocked before you went into the (adjoining) bedroom; I was busy!!!"









I'me seeing fish...

draw;
Hash-
draw;
Hash-
draw;
Hash-
draw;
Hash-

passes JOY around;
Hash-




hash-

giggles
gigglesgig
lasghulaughglles
glesgigglesg
iggles
giggles
gigglesgig
glesgigglesg
iggles
laughs
gigglessss
lauggghhhs
giggles
gigglesgig
glesgigglesg
iggles

falls over; (off computer chair); nearly )

[Stinky talks to a girl at the bar]

...See look. The universe is like this glass see. It has an inside and an outside and it's kind of roundish. Actually, no, the universe is nothing like this glass. Oops.
[Drops glass to floor]
No, the universe is more like a piece of paper, or this napkin. See, it's like this napkin rolled up, there's two sides... Wait, it's more like this napkin folded in half and... No, the universe is like a wodded up napkin soked in beer... Yeah, see, it's just like this wet napkin, only not quite so wet...
Do you understand what I'm saying at all?

[The girl says "yes, I understand completely"]

Well I wish you would explain it to me.

2legs wonders up to New girl at bar;

hash-

"this guy boaring you; i'me from another planet"


See this

its like the Universe,
and this;

is like time, and this
hash-
is like the WSOGMM,
,.
,
you drink it like this, and there is less, but time does this, and WSOGMM turns, well, but actually there is...
Hash-

giggles
gigles
lagughs
gigles
gaisdles
laughs
laughs
giggles
giggles
giggleg
lgiegiggleggl
esgigglesgigglesgigglesgiggl
eshas
hash-


fals off stool again...

gets up, turns on jukebox, and increeases volume, wonders to bedroom/adjoining room,

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Door to bedroom (adjoining room) opens, 2legs emerges with BIG



Grabs spliff and likes music

"dig it man, i mean this is so what a bunch of really nice guys you are
Oh,"
noticing new girl emerging from bedroom)
"and girls I mean, man, you are so, so, so I love you all, like a tree, wow, trees are so I mean, man they just grow, can't you really just dig the coolness of that"
walks to chair;
"wow, how

takes draw of hash-






draw
gigglegigge
gigslerpislaugh
laugsh
gigle

hugs chair

hash
bob marly

giglesg
igglesgiggle
laughs





sits on chair;
hands out



(hash)

"share man, its all yours, everything, its all yours, cause you are so

giggles..........
gigglescaoughlaughiggles

draw..