h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.. has another .. the previous one took a long time to drink

*returns to reclaim her castle and magically makes it dreary again* i hath decided that i will return at least once a week guys!!!! sorry i haven't been around, i've just been here, there, and everywhere! anyways i have reclaimed my castle so i am happy

-Queen Almasy

Your back!

well.. ok.. I tried to make some business in the tourist industry.. not very busy around here..

* a full of tourists turn up and start 'snapping' their fingers

ha.. problems? what problems?

* magically makes a souvenir shop (" Ye Olde Suvenir Shoppe ") appear*
* and a small and friendly bar *
* and a sign "visit the castle dungeons: next tour in 5 minutes" *

Could have toured the castle as well but .. who would want to see a castle that really looks like a dungeon

* s down to the dungeons to check out the equipment

no oil! the sound should be like that


* gathers a large group of tourists and sends guides them to the dungeons *
* along the slippery, dark and dreary, staircase *
* with the funny dark red spots *
* and the rats *
* and ... not that.. *

*testing the equipment in the dungeon hey, this stuff is neat

careful now.. this sort of accidents gets tha place a bad name in the tourist brochures

but I'm having fun

well.. usually nothing wrong with that .. but it seems you just tore two paying guests apart and beheaded another

Ooops! I've some superglue here somehwere I'll soon have them fixed up

I'm not sure the results will .. arr.. be alive?
(* now you may argue if they were alive in the first place.. *)
(* I mean.. coming on a guided tour like this to a dungeon *)

*superglues the 'injured' tourists bakc together Looks good so far right now, to 'alive' them *plugs superglued tourists into mains power ssupply *flips switch : There all back together as normal well, almost* as normal

well.. they would all look normal if you had glued the heads right.. the fat guy on the right now has a cute blonde head and the female has an ugly bearded double chin type head

good fun, but to say all is normal is .. well .. stretching reality?

well... im gone for a few months and look what u guys did

did?? .. nothing wrong

thats right!! now why havent you done anything wrong???
its more fun to do the wrong things sometimes