h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grabs welding goggles*

Oh, good timing.
A Fuel, please. Everyone else is getting blasted, why shouldn't I?

Some <rocket? fuel Ormondroyd

*sat with her clogs in a bucket of sodium & water*

Flipping bandage!!!!!

Thanks, Granny. The Fuel was a legendary F&F beverage, guaranteed to produce instant enness, long before the BBC got here. Things just aren't the same nowadays...
I think I'd better pour myself a so I can mutter into it.
(Nips behind bar) Do you fancy a drink?

Please, but it had better be a malted milky drink, I've got an early start in the morning, I'm working from home - and getting a lot more done!!!! Night night

(Makes Granny a milky , pours it into a takeaway container).
There you go! Hope your hand gets better!

Sure I got more fireworks

I'm sorry the granny got hurt with the magnesium bit

Fireworks start going off in the shapes of stars, spirals and that sort of thing



i had a risky idea... Why not turn this party into one that never ends

MORE FIREWORKSH - Pretty......

Now where'd I put my .....

::its time to get again::

Yeah Pass the Good Ol' Jinx Spirit

it's time to get again~~*

1 bottle of beer on the road
1 bottle of beer

we take one down and pass it around...

2 bottles of bottles of beeer on the road
2 bottles of beer

we take two down and pass them around...






another round and some more

it's on me

you know what they say... when you get a hangover
drink another bottle of that good ol' Jinx Spirit``**~~~~

Yipeee!

Drink, Drink, Drink, Drink......

I love these Virtual s - no pain!!!!

::as mad as a snake but twice as ::

hahaha!!!

*music starts... ... the band plays on!!!

=~stumbles to the ground, but manages to save his stiff vodka screwdriver from spilling~

Hey dig this beat man - .....

::jerks hands and feet about in about as uncontrolable as manner as is possible for a Human being!! Coems of being for far to long.... Stumbles into a comma, trips over an Exclamation mark! and lands flat on a semi-colon; bringing himslef to a complete stop.::

*looks worried*

I'm sure that was an eplieptic fit.

*Advertisement break*

"This baby is having a restless night, while this baby is sleeping soundly. That's because this babys mother gives him GIN! Give your baby GIN!"

Are you sure that is a wise thing to do?

I'm sure it's only to wash down the SPAM.

Don't talk to me about Spam.

You can tell when the party's over, there's only spam vol-au-vents & soggy salad left at the buffet.

Has someone been at the Spam cook book then? (mmmm.. Spam Fritters, Chilli Con Spam, Spaghetti Spamonaise!!!)?