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You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Jimi X Posted Jan 28, 2005
Your child reads her first book and you decide to write a Guide Entry about it.
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 28, 2005
... You try to change the color scheme of other boards to match Goo...
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 28, 2005
... And (after being on other boards) you itch to know how many posts total you have posted....
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 28, 2005
You get bored, so you start a monkey-themed thread on "Ask h2g2" knowing it'll get a response. 
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 28, 2005
Monkeys... Where....
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 28, 2005
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
GreyDesk Posted Jan 28, 2005
... a thread from over two years ago, with around 500 posts since your last post, springs back to life. And you feel compelled, nay duty bound to pop back and post something new
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 28, 2005
..When you feel compelled to follow any link from this thread and contribute if you can...
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jan 28, 2005
...you cite h2g2 in important research reports.
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Jan 29, 2005
...you wish you hadn't graduated too long ago to be able to do that
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 31, 2005
... You remember the Qo vs N3 rae to 10k posts...
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
broelan Posted Jan 31, 2005
...your first thought on seeing this thread pop up in your conversations is 'Why am I still subscribed to this three years later?' because you never post to it.
...your first thought on finally deciding to craft a reply (three years later) is 'Argon0? When did he get back?' (
good to see you!)
...you discover that the originator of this thread has been missing for nearly a year and you've only just realised it (Okay, I AM addicted, just not to all the right parts...).
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Feb 1, 2005
...you really miss Wowbagger and Spimcoot.
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Feb 1, 2005
... Hi Broelan!
.. Got back just the other day....
... When YOU REALLY miss the most postings list...
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Mrs Zen Posted Jun 30, 2005
... when you text your main squeeze (another hootizen, natch) using only h2g2 smileys and GML.
< blush >
B
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 30, 2005
When you're glad you never unsubscribed from this convo.
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jul 1, 2005
... you see this thread reappear and it reminds you of all the "yes! that's just what I do" feelings you had and how nice it is to know that you are not the only addict
does that make sense to anyone but me ??
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Jul 1, 2005
...when Feisor makes sense
Scarier--When 2legs makes sense
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
The Groob Posted Jul 11, 2005
Every time I do the washing up I find a solitary spoon when I tip away the water and every time I think of Mr DNA.
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
Z Posted Jul 11, 2005
When you catch a Sexually transmitted disease, and realise you can contact your last three partners all through h2g2..*
Disclaimer.
This wasn't me. Or at least I haven't caught an STI. So you three can relax.
Key: Complain about this post
You know you're an h2g2 addict when...
- 5701: Jimi X (Jan 28, 2005)
- 5702: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 5703: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 5704: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 5705: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 5706: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 5707: GreyDesk (Jan 28, 2005)
- 5708: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 5709: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jan 28, 2005)
- 5710: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Jan 29, 2005)
- 5711: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 31, 2005)
- 5712: broelan (Jan 31, 2005)
- 5713: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Feb 1, 2005)
- 5714: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Feb 1, 2005)
- 5715: Mrs Zen (Jun 30, 2005)
- 5716: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 30, 2005)
- 5717: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jul 1, 2005)
- 5718: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Jul 1, 2005)
- 5719: The Groob (Jul 11, 2005)
- 5720: Z (Jul 11, 2005)
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