h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Townies and Chavs are not the same. Chavs and Chavettes are the ultimate in stupidity- people who think they are the best, the superior, when they are not. For example, their music. Most don't know the real definition of R and B, which is Rhythm and Blues. The Who are a good example of an old R n B band, but tell that to a chav and he/she/it will laugh through his Mcy-Ds-filled mouth whilst trying to keep the fag in their mouth as well. Their other music "tastes" include a man named 50 Cent. Someone who hasn't learnt how to make plurals, who has been shot many a time unsuccessfully, and cannot play a single instrument. In my opinion, a musician is someone who has a talent for palying an instrument or for using sounds in a way to create those goosebumps you get on your arms. Not someone who "sings" about "Da Cluuuuuub"
Anyway, i'v had my rant, and could go on, but hav some music recording to get to, avec my guitar. To finish, Townies ahve now been split to the hard core chavs, and the friendlier, more human, trendies.