h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i read this and thought it was hilarious! i have friends from both groups, and they are nearly exactly as its described above. but now the townies are split into 2 groups, townies are the nice townies, and chavs are horrible townies. the male chavs are now calling themselves 'gangsters', and they all have mopeds. the female chavs are the worst though, they start bitch fights for the simplest reasons, for instance, they make up something that you have apparently said about thier mum. it's hard to get away beacause they are in constantly in groups of 10+.
townies are a lot nicer! you can actually have a conversation with them, and they respect you for who you are, not for what you wear.
in my opinion goths are so much nicer.
i listen townie and goth music, i prefer townie though. i don't put myself in any particular group, but if people want to put me in a group, i'm usually half townie half trend.
(trends are people who wear what they want)
not much else to say, just wear whatever you want, put yourself in any group you want, but respect others for thier decision. don't hate them just because they're not like you and your friends.