h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ohhh 'cmon, you know you like it.

ADMIT IT!

*tackles Amanda until she admits it*

ADMIT IT I SAID!!

I ADMIT! I ADMIT! An' I'm gonna tinkle if you don't stop! AHHHHHHHHHH!

ewwww... *backs up really fast*

Did you tinkle?

*blushes*

Noooo. Maybe. I don't know.

*eyes everyone else suspiciously*

Look! Over there!!! The QUEEN!!!!

I think I distracted everyone. Now no-one will notice.

I soo good to you

*runs off to look for the queen*

WHERE WHERE??

*lets her go*

*doesn't pay attention and runs off the end of the world by accident*

Wwwwwwwwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

oops

*doesn't know where she is*

Ooops indeed.

*be's sullen*

*yoinks Krissy and runs for the hills*

*giggles and bounces up and down in the crook of bubster's arm*

Are you saying my arm's a crook?

Only if there's somethin' good around to be yoinked.

Something good to be yoinked, huh?

*yoinks Krissy again and runs for the hills*

I admit it - my elbow's a crook!

*giggles and bounces again and tickles bubster under his crooky arm*

*be's ticklish, giggles and falls about - careful not to drop his precious cargo of Krissy*

*falls about and recklessly and unabashedly starts a HUGFEST*

*inexplicably hungers for a Wendy's hamburger*

Awwwww *hugfests Spartus 'cause he's just so darn cute!!*