h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Xactly.

I could not have put it better meself.

Geez, Krissy. The sidewalk ain't for fancy walkin', you know.

Ah. A whole new breed of in-joke...

*fancy walks down the sidewalk and right into bubster*

OoF! git off the fancy sidewalk!! you...

*gits off*

*follows bubster*

I just want to see where you're going.

*goes off*

*goes off too*

*goes off at a tangent*

*gets lost*

HELP!

*gets Krissy*
*saves the day*
*gives the day to Krissy as a present*

*Grabs the day and and takes off for the goal-line*

*Yells over her shoulder*

"An" and "and" have posed greater problems for me today than I'd ever thought possible. And it's only Wednesday.

*Slams down the day and does a googly-legged touchdown dance*

Seize the day! Seize the day!

*chases 'manda*

Sieze the throat! Sieze the throat!!

*chases bubster*

*boggles and ponders*

*tackles Krissy, 'cause she can*

This IS touch day-ball, right?

It's touch jaunty-ball!

*shouts "tackle 'manda!" and tackles 'manda*

*be's thoroughly tackled*

AEIEIEIEIEIEIEIIEEEE! It's the bubster! It's his birthday!

HOORAY!!

*tackles and be's tackled all at once*

It's a tickletackle day!!

*does it all over the goal line*

EEeewwwwwwww!