h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just have to point out—not as an update suggestion or an accusation of inaccuracy, but as a happy little not-having-anything-better-to-do-with-my-time activity—that it was Julie JJJJJ Howqua who encouraged annoying Greg... and Spartus, also, but I think probably it was Julie you mistook for an apple tree, and not Spartus, because, you know, Spartus is slightly less of a strange Australian girl in high school.

Or so we're led to believe.

*scampers off to find something else with which to occupy her Saturday afternoon*

I will have you know that there are PLENTY of times Spartus has been mistaken for an Australian high school girl. Of course, not by anyone that's actually SEEN him, but his vernacular...um....his humor.....um.....ok, well he's not so much like an Australian high school girl but no one ever said that I was clever or insightful.

so there.

Well, no, I certainly wasn't accusing you of cle...

*cough*

You're absolutely right. About something. Whatever you said, you're right about it. Yes.

Am I being accused of something really strange again?

Nearly, yes.

Ah.