h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think it is. Merely typing at each other isn't enough for us anymore, is it Krissy? Now we're going to make a hobby of typing about each other. Ruthlessly!

Something like that.

I think the new official activity for people who are bored and hanging about when there's nobody around to talk to should be rewriting and updating the people pages... that's my official word on the subject. That and "samba" which I've decided today is easily the most fun dance to say.

Ahhh samba, better than the walk around slowly dance.

I wasn't aware that this dance existed, but it sounds very dull. Usually they take the dull dances and try to give them interesting names so people won't know right away they're dull, but the Walk Around Slowly Dance pretty much says it all.

Unless it's a reverse of the same principle, in which case it must be a really exciting dance I've never heard of!

I am learning to SALSA! And if you don't think that dance is exciting, you haven't been using your hips properly at all!

Woo Hoo

Of course, there's the "Lie down and sleep" dance. It's easy to learn but there aren't that many steps. Although to be honest, Ant's Walk Around the Room Slowly dance is a lot funnier when you picture it! Hee hee...what kind of shoes do you wear to dance like that?

Why trainers, and the moves well you clasp your partner in your arms, then shuffle around in a circle until the song ends.

Ahhhh the ol' Clasp -n- Shuffle. I haven't done that move since middle school. I'll have to teach it the next time I teach swing dance.

Now, clasp your partner loosely.....yes yes.....now....shuffle! Lemmie hear those sneakers people! I wanna hear some squeeking going on! That's it! Right.....Right.....No no, Beth, it doesn't matter what foot you shuffle with first, just make sure not to pick them up. Right! Good people!

*collapsing in giggles*

Yes... yes, I seem to recall that that's why I rarely attended middle school functions...

...in fact it's why I rarely attend high school functions, too... you'd think in four years these people would have learned to do something other than stand around watching each other sway.

(That said "swat" for a while. I'm glad I caught that.)

Hee hee... I love to watch my man swat. That's my favorite thing in the whole world. I actually asked for a picture of him swatting, but don't tell anyone or word will get out that I'm a pervert.

No we know that already

*looking around suspiciously* We? Who is this "WE"? How many people are aware that I'm a perver...um... don't answer that question....

heh heh...ahem.

*whistles*

*leaning nonchalontly against the wall wearing all black and dark sunglasses* No one falls for that whistling jazz anymore, man. You gotta git yourself a new line, daddy-o.

*taking a virtual drag off the cigarettes she doesn't smoke anymore*