h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's *just right* so I couldn't leave home.

Because I didn't have to be up early<!>

Because I'm tires as I was up early as I hadn't been to bed yet.

I set the alarm for 7:00 and it went off so I thought I had another twelve hours.

Because the post didn't arrive<!>

Bec*use my l*ptop is missing the "*" key *nd I h*d to finish the report by 6:00 *M.

No one said to me that it should be double spaced.

The office staff should have made it clear in the guidelines<!>

There was no procedure policy in place for this eventuality.

I thought we hired a crisis management team last lear to sort all this out.

I didn't see the burgler pass by the security post as I was sleeping at the time <!>

I thought that a power nap now would mean I was more alert later<!>

Its lunch time, irrelivent that I arriaved five mins ago, its still lunch time <!> s off for sandwich

I pressed the rong buton.

Its home time now and it doesn't matter that I only came back from lunch 5 mins ago. It is still home time

we simulposted, and that's why!

Thats because you were multiposting

Because I don't know how to multipost.

Because I don't know how to multipost.

Because I don't know how to multipost.