h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Frozen.

I've hired the van.
packed my boxes.
packed my bags.
ordered up dilivery of grocery from net.
hired a driver.
And still the Perikabulations of teh swamp creatures disturb my dreaming of an alternative existance with no more relience on shoelaces, doormats, and small green pieces of paper I might pospone the brick.

Mind if I give that a miss<?>

I'll try anything once.

Over my dead body<!>

That can be arranged<!>

Try me

I don't need an answer

Oh darn

I think you've got the wrong number

That's the number they gave me<!>

Nah, you got the right number...i just don't want to talk to you, so please...shove off!

It wouldn't be a *secret* if I told you!

I think I understand<!>

That would be a miracle....

The trouble with miracles is that you can't predict when and where they are going to occur<!>

every fortnight.

I hadn't expected that<!>

No, nothing happened while I was gone.....

Yes, we do appear to have lightbulbs <!>

We got exclamation marks but not question marks <?><!>