h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am back.

But I am not back as in being at the same place before, rather back as in being in Cambridge, but with internet of sort, not broadband working.

That would be...... something.

I think that I think that it is a something, though I could be wrong, and if write its most probably not much of a something for which I cough indescrminatly whilst whilstling the theme tune from the "A-team" through a small nose flute embeded in my face as a consequence of a bizzare accident involving a tunna sandwich.

nighthoover is in the next building.

That would be the fire alarm<!>

No you can't smoke in bed.

Oh, easily green.

It was the poor customer support, the inadaquat installation program, and the previous LAN settings that disrupted the smooth installation of broadband.

BT. Eveything is BT's fault.

It was, and is NTL, who are NOT taken lightly, but who seem to enjoy having tech support people who call customers "a*******s", on their user forum type pages. Not me though, some other guy, who had asked question I would have asked if I hadn't have sorted out teh conflicts myself : rather unusual for me, being a complete machinaphobe; typically pieces of machinary, however simple or complicated, fail completely if I so much as look in their direction. but it is working now, I think...

Ignore them and they'll go away.

The Police will be coming round later.

She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes<!>

I am vial and omitious, obsessed and derranged, I have existed for years and very little has changed; I am the tool of the government, and industry too, for I am destined to control, and regulate you.

Absolutely not.

They are coming to take you away<!>

WE have taken him away.

WE have taken him away.

He may not return.