h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you resorted to making up words again?

Who said that it was I that made up that one<?>

Well who did make it up then?

Would the answer to that be the writers of Simpsons<?>

Did they not state that enbiggen was a perfectly cromulant word<?>

Do you believe everything you see in cartoons? Or on tv, for that matter?

Do you believe that the bedeviled Fangrandian Gwarbled its way over to me whilst I was conthwarting a Primulastrata the other worble?

Are you a drood? When had this dialoguation go from zippo to ephluvia?

Will you guys please just phleggion down<?>

Is this not the strangest conversation ever?

Did it take you that long to notice<?>

Am I being very thlewish<?>

Wouldn't I have noticed sooner if my employers would let me slack off<?>

Aren't deadlines the worst things ever<?>

But if you are having difficulty finishing your work on time, would it not be a good idea to check out the newly created excuses only thread?

excuses only<?>

If you think this thread is weird, why not check out the "cancil" thread? Surely as worblashi as a phrstanti, don't you agree?

Do you want me to Disconknockerate you like a bungleoid<?>

And just how would you go about doing that?

Do you really want to know<?>

Will you tell us if we tourture you, or give you candy?

Oo, has the conversation changed to include mention of various games involving whips and chains? Any nurses arrived yet?

Wouldn't Candy be <?>