h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

who would this mysterious cerberus the backdog of two heads be?

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Would it maybe be the mythical creature from hell, or perhaps some inhabitant of the hallowed halls of h2g2, to name but two options?
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wasn't it a gaurdian in Hades, in Greek mythos?

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Or was it the cousin of that dog?
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or do you think i am thinking of the one possessing of three heads?

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Didn't both those dogs have an uncle who possessed fourteen tails?
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or wasn't it their mother's, sister's, cousin's, uncle's, hamster's, brother twice removed?

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Surely that was Thermidore, the six toenailed, nine headed, hippo from the planet Saturn?
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Don't St Cerberus dogs run around mountains with barrels of double posts?

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Should I have perhaps tried to read the previous posts instead of being completely confused here?
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but don't you think it makes for far more interesting posts if everybody involved is confused?

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Isn't the absurd chocolate and cream cake of confusion preferable to the cheese and pickle biscuit that usually represents normality?
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who else likes eating chocolate cakes?
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Anyone and everyone?
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Why shouldn't I?
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hmmmm now should i answer the above questions in 21 words or in 9 words, have i just answered my question?
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Was it fun to answer your question?

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Isn't it always fun doing that?
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