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Post 481

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

It's got to be fairly unnerving
and generally slightly perturbing
to go to brick lane
and see great aunty jane
in positions that are frankly disturbing


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Post 482

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

Okay, 5 lines...
the 2 first lines rhyme
with the fifth
filling the width
that sounds fine


Do I gots it?


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Post 483

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

Seven syllables each
sometimes hard to reach
but once it is done
it's time to have fun
it's time to start to teach


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Post 484

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

A theorist evaluating a weight,
Neglected what he should calculate.
He said: what the hell,
I do quite well,
When two is much larger than eight


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Post 485

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

There one was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed of eating his shoe,
he awoke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
and found that his dream had come true!


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Post 486

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

There once was a hole in a mitten
A husband who'd learned he was smitten
and then he was blue
didn't know what he'd do
so he went out and bought hima kitten!!

This last one is ACTUALLY mine!


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Post 487

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

(Irish accent, important)

Oh! where has everyone gone
I've been here a'waiting since dawn
Donuts I've eaten a dozen
and still my bottoms a'frozen
My place will be here still for long!

Another one of mine!


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Post 488

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


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Post 489

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

Ogden something was the previous...
I quite thought it'd be obvious
I was called a plagiarist
now, let's be realist
and let's not become obnoxious!



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Post 490

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

There was a young Canibal Ned
Who used to eat onions in bed
His mother said Sonny
It's not very funny
Why don't you eat people instead?



Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 491

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Yes, well that's all very fine
But are they all truly thine
The rhymes in this thread
Must come from YOUR head
Be original to really shine


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Post 492

McKay The Disorganised

Feisor has grasped the nettle
Should you wish to show us your metal
Then 'tis needful I fear
to have an original idea
So I'm off to put on the kettle.


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Post 493

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

McKay if you're making a brew
I think that I should have one too
I like it quite strong
But don't leave it too long
I hate the way folk let it stew



Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 494

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

Bassman your idea is good
and I'd really join if I could
I've got groceries to do
and lawyers to sue
so I really don't think that I should!


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Post 495

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

I'm no longer Bassman you see
Had my Bass playing skills stripped from me
I think I should warn ya
'Bout that evil Pandora
And her evil spell which I must flee



Man


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Post 496

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

I've heard of Pandora before
Though'I'd love to learn a bit more
I heard she's coniving
and sometimes constriving
I have also heard she's sexy gallore


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Post 497

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

There's many a problem'n'my Nation
I'll probably just play Playstation
Put'em on th'backburner
become a bit sterner
and maybe I'll have some solution!


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Post 498

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

I notice her toe was a-twitching
I figured she needed a switching
So I picked up a stick
and just gave it a lick
she woke up a-cursing and bitching!


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Post 499

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

I noticed her toe was a-twitching
I figured she needed a switching
So I picked up a stick
and just gave it a lick
she woke up a-cursing and bi***ing!


Excuse the un-censored version, I didn't know!!


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Post 500

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

I heard that you had a rebuttal
Right now it's not sounding too subtle
so if you could say it
I'd sure LOVE to slay
and then, I'd be off with my shuttle


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