h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Isn't it incredibly boring, however<?>

Wouldn't it have been more exciting if it had included a or two<?>

Didn't the s boycott the tortoise track league due to resentment over that older -tortoise race<?>

Aren't they still upset about that<?>

Don't they suspect that the tortoise cheated and put something in the s to make him sleepy<?>

Wasn't it true that the police officer assigned to the case (a tortoise, by the way) failed to find any evidence of foul play<?>

Can I talk about rhino diving, now<?>

Isn't it true that if you're a rhino diver, you want to make absolutely sure that you get to go first<?>

Isn't there usually not enough water left in the pool for the second rhino to dive safely<?>

Aren't things even worse for elephant divers<?>

What about porcupine leap-frog players<?>

Isn't that a sport for young, masochistic porcupines<?>

Will anyone notice if I post one question that isn't about animal sports<?>

Does the fact that I mentioned animal sports in the question make it about animal sports<?>

Was that last one about animal sports<?>

Shall I get back to the subject<?>

Did I have a subject<?>

What was I talking about<?>

Does anyone really want to read all of this<?>

Later on, won't I be impressed if someone tells me that the 57th digit of pi is 7<?>