h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would it be better to ask a question about refrigerators<?>

Why the heck did they make the word 'refrigerators' so damn long, anyways<?>

Have you ever been locked inside a refrigerator<?>

Isn't it very cold<?>

Isn't it also very cramped<?>

Aren't I just guessing, though<?>

Isn't it true that I've never been locked inside of a refrigerator<?>

For all I know, couldn't it be all warm and snuggly<?>

Don't I kind of doubt it, though<?>

Doesn't it seem like it would be an unpleasant experience<?>

Is it as unpleasant as listening to Vanilla Ice, though<?>

Wasn't Queen's Pressure much, much better<?>

Aren't I listening to Queen, right now, in fact<?>

Aren't I not listening to Pressure, but to One Vision, instead<?>

Does anyone care<?>

Wouldn't I normally post that in the 'What Music Are You Listening to at This Precise Moment' thread<?>

Didn't I just post it here, instead, though<?>

If anyone in that thread wants to know what I'm listening to at this precise moment, can't they come here and find out<?>

Do you think they would bother to<?>

Do you think they would like to read my rant<?>