h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you want to read my rant<?>

Will any of my questions be answered<?>

Or do you think I shall have to go on wondering<?>

Why am I here<?>

What is the meaning of life<?>

Does it have something to do with hats<?>

Or frogs, maybe<?>

Or is it simply to buy as much Dr. Pepper as possible<?>

Isn't that it<?>

Aren't I drinking a Dr. Pepper right now<?>

Does that mean I'm one step closer to enlightenment<?>

But what about pigs<?>

Don't they have a role to play in the great scheme of things<?>

Or are they just here so we can eat them<?>

What if we're just here for someone else to eat us<?>

Do you think we would taste good with mustard<?>

Need help Arthbard?
Do I look like I want some berloody darn mustards on myself?
Aren't we made for greater things?

Like BLTs<?>

Actually, wouldn't that be BLTPs<?>

Isn't that what you would call a bacon, lettuce, tomato, and people sandwich<?>