h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So is it the Baseball team or the bird that we are frightened of<?>

If the No No No thread's topic is Answers Only, are they not indeed, dare I say it, the Question Persecutors<?>

Are we not frightened of baseball-playing birds<?>

Doesn't that make it all the more important for us to beat them<?>

Well is that not something to be afraid of but at the same time admire<?>

Could the baseball-playing birds be working with the question persecuting no, no, noers<?>

Would baseball-playing birds be considered admirable<?>

Wouldn't I rather see baseball-playing antelope<?>

Wouldn't they run the bases very gracefully<?>

But how would the antelope hold the bat<?>

Come to think of it how would the jays<?>

What about baseball playing penguins<?>

Wouldn't that be more entertaining<?>

Couldn't the antelope attach the bat to their majestic antlers<?>

Mustn't I admit that it would be fun to see penguins rounding the bases<?>

Or basketball playing turtles<?>

Wouldn't it be fun to see the antelope team play the penguin team<?>

Would the antelope then hit the ball with a head swinging motion<?>

Mightn't basketball playing turtles have trouble with their jump shots<?>

Wouldn't the penguins just waddle really slowly never making 1st base before they were out<?>

Have you not heard of the Intra Animal League then<?>