h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well this is a nice little place ..anyone care to join me for lunch?

I'd like to, but I'm really not here!!!!

Well thats no good then is it?..

I'll see about finding you a companion...

::appears quite suddenly, with a in one hand, a loobrush in the other, and a startled look on his face::

Where the ... OH! Yes, yes, *ahem*, I MEANT to come here...

Well! How's things, JM? I heard a rumor about lunch...

::swigs and looks about interestedly::

Y'know, it really /is/ a nice place...



*quaff*

*s in for a quick bite, even though she's supposed to be paying attention to the instructor*

did you get dragged out of the bathroom(toothbrush?) to have lunch with me?...

No no... loobrush, not toothbrush, see ---->>

And, er... well, actually, I was using the loobrush to cudgel a small green furry thing because, for the tenth time, it had given me a pint of chicken soup with extra cream and sugar rather than the that I had ordered, but that's another story...

So anyhoo, here we seem to be... I don't suppose you've caught sight of a menu anywhere about??

you brained the green furry thing with a loobrush??? or were you brushing your teeth with it?

You'll find the menu here.... A517934

THANKS FOR DROPPING BY, GUYS!!! YAY!!!

Ahhh that explains everything!..not..
Im still to get a good look
at the menu myself..any recommendations?..

Soup and omelettes!!!

Well ill have to give the omlettes a miss..im sure theyre very lovely, but im rather allergic to eggs...lol some soup would be very nice though...any tomato?

Gee D.. can you add my Paella (<./>A757389</.&gt to the menu?

Tomato soup, yes!!!

And Batty, I'd love to add your dish, but.. I'm tryiing to cut down online time... we'll see, love!!!

::once again appears suddenly, this time more suitably attired and without the loobrush::


::peruses the menu::

I say, m'Lady D., I don't see my usual order here -- did you take the whomped rat and blended camel special off the menu??


You really must try it... nothing quite like a well-whomped rat topped with grated camel and a side of medium-blended camel for dipping...

I'm still waiting to find out how
to brush my teeth with that small green
furry animal that can't even tell the difference
between coffee and chicken soup.

Gee Thog I thought the whomped rat and blended camel was the specialty at Michele's..

*orders a lovely dessert and as she just had one of Guido's famous wombat muffalettas*

Wait, Batty. Maybe the wombat in that
muffaletta is the small green furry
animal that Thog mentioned.

I've never seen a green wombat. But of course I wouldn't know as Guido peels them before making muffalettas...