Iris Cafe(Home of Shea's Award-Winning Hot Dog Stand)

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Welcome one and all!!!

Iris is a little-known messenger god. She slid down to earth from Mt. Olympus on the rainbow to deliver her messages in a most fashionable dress made of raindrops.

Iris Cafe is created in her honor-- a place of many colors, a casual setting for communication. Slide on in, have a seat and perhaps peruse our menu!!!

Iris Cafe Menu

The All-Important Answers to Your Questions Regarding the Soup of the Day

Mondays(Sodit)-- Broccoli and Cheese

Tuesdays-- Chicken and STARRS

Wednesdays-- Potato

Thursdays(THING)-- Wonton Soup

Fridays(Poets)-- Beef Stew

Saturdays(Doobry)-- Ham and Split Pea

Sundays(Dontbry)-- Minestrone

A special thank you to JAVAM for his original artwork!!!


Dragonfly's Chocolate Milk(The Drink of the Muses)

Galaxy Babe's Sparkling Water

MaW's Malteser Milkshake

MaW's Hot Chocolate

Bob's Scotch

Lady Elly's Coffee

Acidbath's Bloody Mary

Dunky's Banana Milkshake

Lady Elly's Strawberry Milkshake

Ottox's Gammel Dansk

Bob's Irish Guinness

Gin Tonyx's Gin Tonic

Muppet's Sweet Lassi

Santragenius' Submarine (A drink, consisting of pint of beer and a shot glass, typically containing Gammel Dansk, Jägermeister or the like. Upon shouting "ubåd", the shot glass is dumped into the beer, vaguely (very vaguely) resembling a diving uboat. Then, the whole thing is drunk as quickly as possible.)


Cafram's Pancakes

Twinkle's Homemade Waffles

Englander's Homemade Rich Tea Scones With Cornish Clotted Cream

Bob's Bagels

Dinah's Buttered Blueberry Bagles

Bob's French Toast

Bob's Steak and Eggs

Bob's Toast that Can Change the World

Dragonfly's Omelet(Cheese, Ham, Bacon, Green Pepper, Fresh Broccoli, and Tomato)

Ottox's Danish Pastries

Dinah's Dream Donuts

Englander's Mascarpone Cheese with Hoopoe's Homemade Strawberry Jam with 66% Fruit

Chesebeth's Soft Fruit Platter

Friendlywithteeth's Killer Omelet(ham and oyster mushrooms cooked in soy sauce)


Galaxy Babe's Onion and Garlic Dip with Carrots and Breadsticks

Dragonfly's Spinach Dip with Cheesesticks in a Bread Bowl

Galaxy Babe's Spicy Chicken Wings

Chesebeth's Soft Fruit Platter

Crocadilka's blinis and crepes with homemade raspberry jam, black caviar tartines and cherry dumplings(most traditional!!!)

Soups, Salads and Sides

Galaxy Babe's Salad

Dragonfly's Soup of the Day in a Bread Bowl

Ottox's Dandelion Stew

Pansy Salad

Baked Potato with a Rose on Top


Mixed Vegatables

Mixed Flowers

Ottox's Rye Bread

Lunch And Dinner

Affy's Baklava

Muppet's Curry

Bob's Pizza and Beer For When the Football's On

Dinah's Pepperoni and Pickled Pepper Pizza

Witty Ditty's Wimbledon(and Food for other Tennis Events)

Pimms No. 1 and No. 2 (cucumber optional

Cream teas

Mineral water (made from real minerals!!!P>


Cherry Tomato and Olive Pasta Salad

Iced Tea

Cola and Lemonade

Lemon and Basil Salad

Roast of the Day

House wine (red, white or indeed any color!!!)

Shea's New York

(These items are also sold on Shea's own streetcart, winner of the prestigious

Best Food Cart with a Brooklyn Accent" trophy


NY Hot Dogs

Hot Pretzels

Italian Ices

Egg Creams



NY Pizza


Oysters, Clams, Steamers

Black and Whites(cookies)

Dragonfly's Chinese Stir Fry

Sweet and Sour Pork or Beef

Beef with Brocolli

Mandarin Steak

White Rice

Low Mein

Egg Rolls

Almond Chicken

Fortune Cookies(not authentic Chinese food, but...


Bob's Pies with "Custerd"-- Peach, Apple, Cherry, and Lemon

Sad Mad or Bad's Chocolate Silk Pie

Bob's Green Jello

MaW's Chelsea Buns

MaW's Chocolate Cake

Galaxy Babe's Chocolate Fudge Cake with a Dollop of Cream

Galaxy Babe's Toffee Fudge Ice Cream

Galaxy Babe's Rainbow Sherbert

Sgt. Mushroom's Slab of Lemon Meringue Pie

Dragonfly's Cheesecake(any variety-- it's the Food of the Muses!!!)Witty Moniker's Chocolate Lace Oatmeal Cookies

Witty Moniker's Carrot Cake

Acidbath's Turkish Delight(from C.S. Lewis's "The Lion, the Witch, and The Wardrobe")

Acidbath's Double-Decker Cheesecake

Amy's Pizelles

aka's Triple Chocolate, Chocolate Filled, Chocolate Topped, Chocolate Sprinkled Chocolate Sponge Chocolate Gateaux

Pyrex's Lemon Lush

Clelba's Pasta with Fudge Sauce

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