Iris Cafe(Home of Shea's Award-Winning Hot Dog Stand)
Created | Updated Mar 20, 2003
IRIS CAFE
Truly Inspired Food
Welcome one and all!!!
Iris is a little-known messenger god. She slid down to earth from Mt. Olympus on the rainbow to deliver her messages in a most fashionable dress made of raindrops.
Iris Cafe is created in her honor-- a place of many colors, a casual setting for communication. Slide on in, have a seat and perhaps peruse our menu!!!
Iris Cafe Menu
The All-Important Answers to Your Questions Regarding the Soup of the Day
Mondays(Sodit)-- Broccoli and Cheese
Tuesdays-- Chicken and STARRS
Wednesdays-- Potato
Thursdays(THING)-- Wonton Soup
Fridays(Poets)-- Beef Stew
Saturdays(Doobry)-- Ham and Split Pea
Sundays(Dontbry)-- Minestrone
A special thank you to JAVAM for his original artwork!!!
Drinks
Dragonfly's Chocolate Milk(The Drink of the Muses)
Galaxy Babe's Sparkling Water
MaW's Malteser Milkshake
MaW's Hot Chocolate
Bob's Scotch
Lady Elly's Coffee
Acidbath's Bloody Mary
Dunky's Banana Milkshake
Lady Elly's Strawberry Milkshake
Ottox's Gammel Dansk
Bob's Irish Guinness
Gin Tonyx's Gin Tonic
Muppet's Sweet Lassi
Santragenius' Submarine (A drink, consisting of pint of beer and a shot glass, typically containing Gammel Dansk, Jägermeister or the like. Upon shouting "ubåd", the shot glass is dumped into the beer, vaguely (very vaguely) resembling a diving uboat. Then, the whole thing is drunk as quickly as possible.)
Breakfast
Cafram's Pancakes
Twinkle's Homemade Waffles
Englander's Homemade Rich Tea Scones With Cornish Clotted Cream
Bob's Bagels
Dinah's Buttered Blueberry Bagles
Bob's French Toast
Bob's Steak and Eggs
Bob's Toast that Can Change the World
Dragonfly's Omelet(Cheese, Ham, Bacon, Green Pepper, Fresh Broccoli, and Tomato)
Ottox's Danish Pastries
Dinah's Dream Donuts
Englander's Mascarpone Cheese with Hoopoe's Homemade Strawberry Jam with 66% Fruit
Chesebeth's Soft Fruit Platter
Friendlywithteeth's Killer Omelet(ham and oyster mushrooms cooked in soy sauce)
Appetizers
Galaxy Babe's Onion and Garlic Dip with Carrots and Breadsticks
Dragonfly's Spinach Dip with Cheesesticks in a Bread Bowl
Galaxy Babe's Spicy Chicken Wings
Chesebeth's Soft Fruit Platter
Crocadilka's blinis and crepes with homemade raspberry jam, black caviar tartines and cherry dumplings(most traditional!!!)
Soups, Salads and Sides
Galaxy Babe's Salad
Dragonfly's Soup of the Day in a Bread Bowl
Ottox's Dandelion Stew
Pansy Salad
Baked Potato with a Rose on Top
Coleslaw
Mixed Vegatables
Mixed Flowers
Ottox's Rye Bread
Lunch And Dinner
Affy's Baklava
Muppet's Curry
Bob's Pizza and Beer For When the Football's On
Dinah's Pepperoni and Pickled Pepper Pizza
Witty Ditty's Wimbledon(and Food for other Tennis Events)
Pimms No. 1 and No. 2 (cucumber optional
Cream teas
Mineral water (made from real minerals!!!P>
Bananas
Cherry Tomato and Olive Pasta Salad
Iced Tea
Cola and Lemonade
Lemon and Basil Salad
Roast of the Day
House wine (red, white or indeed any color!!!)
Shea's New York
(These items are also sold on Shea's own streetcart, winner of the prestigious
"FIRST PLACE
Best Food Cart with a Brooklyn Accent" trophy
NY Hot Dogs
Hot Pretzels
Italian Ices
Egg Creams
Bagels
Bialeys
NY Pizza
Calzones
Oysters, Clams, Steamers
Black and Whites(cookies)
Dragonfly's Chinese Stir Fry
Sweet and Sour Pork or Beef
Beef with Brocolli
Mandarin Steak
White Rice
Low Mein
Egg Rolls
Almond Chicken
Fortune Cookies(not authentic Chinese food, but...
Dessert
Bob's Pies with "Custerd"-- Peach, Apple, Cherry, and Lemon
Sad Mad or Bad's Chocolate Silk Pie
Bob's Green Jello
MaW's Chelsea Buns
MaW's Chocolate Cake
Galaxy Babe's Chocolate Fudge Cake with a Dollop of Cream
Galaxy Babe's Toffee Fudge Ice Cream
Galaxy Babe's Rainbow Sherbert
Sgt. Mushroom's Slab of Lemon Meringue Pie
Dragonfly's Cheesecake(any variety-- it's the Food of the Muses!!!)Witty Moniker's Chocolate Lace Oatmeal Cookies
Witty Moniker's Carrot Cake
Acidbath's Turkish Delight(from C.S. Lewis's "The Lion, the Witch, and The Wardrobe")
Acidbath's Double-Decker Cheesecake
Amy's Pizelles
aka's Triple Chocolate, Chocolate Filled, Chocolate Topped, Chocolate Sprinkled Chocolate Sponge Chocolate Gateaux
Pyrex's Lemon Lush
Clelba's Pasta with Fudge Sauce
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