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nice place....lunch?
"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) Posted Sep 9, 2002
Oh, that's easy, Paul -- you just whomp 'im with a loobrush 'til he goes all rigid and bristly, then put some toothpaste on 'is tail, grab 'im by the 'ead, insert 'is tail into yer mouth, then use a slow back and forth motion until yer teeth shine
Quite simple, really 
nice place....lunch?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 9, 2002
Sounds pretty easy.
nice place....lunch?
"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) Posted Sep 9, 2002
Perhaps I should write a Guide entry on properly brushing your teeth with small furry green things...
nice place....lunch?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 10, 2002
What a great idea, Thog! 
I look forward to reading it when
you finish it. 
nice place....lunch?
"Ç®åz¥"Thog the (offline) Loinclothed One; Bearer of Nailguns; God of BLEEP! (join the BLEEP!Hood at U198687!!) Posted Sep 10, 2002
Somehow I doubt that it would be deemed worthy of Guidedom, but I dunno --- when I have a bit more spare time, what the 
, may as well see how it looks in print.
::peers at the menu for a bit and finally settles on a simple grilled cheese on white bread with french fries::
nice place....lunch?
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 21, 2002
MAN... I'm going to order that for myself too!!! YUM!!!
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