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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 6, 2012
well you could but i don't think it will do much
all the heat ray seems able to do is warm up a cup of tea 
and even then it doesn't get too hot to drink
something about heath and safety
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 6, 2012
I'm sure I could fix that easily...just attach a nuclear power source and it'll be churning out heat to make the Health and Safty inspectors cry
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 7, 2012
*attatches nuclear power source and hits heat ray with a hammer, ice starts spreading out from it, backs away slowly*
I think we should all leave... quickly 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 7, 2012
I agree
*Ice starts to coat the walls*
The Shopping Center...now with manga and a Sick Dragon
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 7, 2012
I'll just grab these coats... and ice skates...
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 7, 2012
*backs towards door, shooting a flamethrower at the advancing ice*
RUUUUUUUUUUN!!! wait, what am i doing? screw you guys!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 25, 2012
*walls start to crack and crumble due to sheer coldness*
Should we... do something maybe? It's just that the intense cold might short circuit the continuity shield... we'll have to rebuild HQ ourselves
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 26, 2012
It sounds like effort, and we could always just enslave a random planet and make them build a new HQ
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 26, 2012
You see? THIS is why we're an evil organisation! Good thinking 
*sits back in an armchair as the floir and walls give way*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 27, 2012
Why don't you just reverse the continuity sheild?
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 27, 2012
Won't that just destroy us more?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 27, 2012
No. It won't destroy us.
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 28, 2012
*flicks switch on continuity field...and kicks it for good measure*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 29, 2012
It'll destroy who ever reverses it, fortunatly reversiong it negates the effect.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 29, 2012
This is why i hate this thing!
*kicks the shield*
so confusing! 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 29, 2012
*The Building is suddenly back together*
Well, that's fixed things.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 29, 2012
Right, that does it!
*produces a screwdriver and takes the shield appart one piece at a time, desloves each one in a different beaker of acid and shoots each one into the biggest sun of a different galaxy*
I don't know why i bother, i can guarantee it will still work 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 30, 2012
Yep, the fact that it's perfectly fine despite you destroying it shows that its Malfuntcioning Perfectly
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 30, 2012
Aha! I've got it! I'll just build ANOTHER continuity shield and take us back to before we had a continuity shield! 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 30, 2012
Sure, go ahead. It's not like we saw the consequences of destroying the universe in your comic. All these paradoxes and all.
On an unrelated note, can anyone else access the computer room thread? I'm getting error messages.
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- 421: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 6, 2012)
- 422: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Apr 6, 2012)
- 423: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Apr 7, 2012)
- 424: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Apr 7, 2012)
- 425: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 7, 2012)
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