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The Shopping Center

Post 1

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Where the shops are


The Shopping Center

Post 2

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Wow, How did we ever miss this here? Wait, does this all go on the PIIb credit card or do we have to pay?

smiley - geek


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Post 3

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

We're charging it all to Inter's PIIB Credit Card, We All Have one, We only have to pay if we go over the monthly Limit


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Post 4

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

well I hope its a high limit...
smiley - bigeyes there is a lot of pretty things


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Post 5

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

It is, so when you buy something, charge it to Interspark!


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Post 6

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Wow! The latest in world destroying lasers! We've got to get these

*looks at price tags*

Numbers with that many digits should be illegal

*puts in shopping cart*

smiley - biggrin


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Post 7

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

oh and I like this James bond style lazor...
but I absolutely insist on the overpriced five year garentee


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Post 8

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Cool, I think I'll get one too

smiley - geek


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Post 9

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Ah Persephone look at this pit of doom... isn't it pritty,
I wonder if they have the newer model?


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Post 10

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

It even comes with creepy skeletons

would't it just look great in Inter's room, just behind the door, hidden by a carpet when he walks in smiley - evilgrin

smiley - geek


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Post 11

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

I think your right and its only fair we buy him a gift....
smiley - biggrin


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Post 12

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

*takes to till*

Let's hope his credit card's got a high limit

smiley - geek


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Post 13

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

if not we'll have to take it on store credit using his name on there highest interest tariff


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Post 14

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Exactly!


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Post 15

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

smiley - sadface i feel so used.... oh well, now i dont feel so bad about filling your beds with invisible jam and your clothes and showers with invisible red ants smiley - biggrin

oooh! black katanas!

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 16

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

black is so overdone....


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Post 17

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

*picks up an armful of katanas and starts taking them to the checkout*

pffft, no way! smiley - rolleyes any other colour and they wouldnt be scary enough!

*drops a katana, slicing off his right hand and leg*

ooooh! they're the kind that constantly vibrate, slicing through anything they touch! i mean.... AAAAAH! MY HAND AND LEG!!!!! smiley - wah

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 18

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

ooooh! bionic hands and legs!

*attatches bionic hand*

*fires fist at kipper, retracts via wrist cable*

these things are fun smiley - biggrin

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 19

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

*Steps out from behind Potted Plant*
Hey! Leave my remote controlled me alone!


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Post 20

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

BIONIC KICK!!!!!

*fires foot at kipper*

how did i ever get on without these beauties?

smiley - cheesecake


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