A Conversation for The Penguin Intergalactic Investigation Bureau

The Cheesecake of Death

Post 61

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

well.... it seems the number 42 is floating around everywhere

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 62

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

OH NO Space toll 42!
I'm a wanted Dragon there!


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 63

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

space toll? anyway, no i think ive figured out what happened. considering the fact that its infinately improbable, id say theres about a 100% chance that, upon arriving at deep thoughts exact location, the entire cheesecake was downloaded into deep thoughts database.


sooooooooo anyone up for scrabble?

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 64

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

wow, it just occured to me that we could reeeeeeeeeeeealy use our IT officer about now

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 65

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Maybe I should be a temporary IT officer

smiley - geek


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 66

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

well i had a word with deep thought using the cheesecakes "computer-talker-to-thingie o matic" and it said that it will lets us go if we promise not to destroy it and if we can answer its riddle

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 67

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

is the answer 42?


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 68

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

well i was gonna say that it wouldnt tell me the riddle so we'd just have to say things randomely but yeah, now that you mention it I would say that the answer is most probably 42.....

oh look were out, charge up the weapon

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 69

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

*presses a couple of buttons at random*

I think it's charging

smiley - erm


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 70

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

havent seen kipperonthefloor for a while "sigh" him and his bloody coffee breaks...

how much longer till the weapon is ready?
speaking of which, does the cheesecake's laser have a name? ive just been calling it "the weapon"

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 71

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

sorry, I've been chasing Kipper around with a spork selotaped to a couple of spoons in the iced bun.

The weapon does need a name.


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 72

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

*Returns with a cup of smiley - tea*
Its called The Blinding light of Doom or BLD


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 73

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

whats the "iced bun" supposed to be, an escape pod?

anyway, how long till the BLDs ready to blow deep thought into smithereens?

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 74

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

The Iced Bun is the restaurant in the PIIB hq


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 75

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

how the deuse did you get to Shabadabadon and back without me even noticing you left the cheesecake? i repeat, no-one tells me anything around here....

so what aboout the weapon, can we turn deep thought into atomic dust yet?

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 76

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

In reverse order yes and magic


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 77

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

FIRE!!!


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 78

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

KAPOWWWWWWW! XD

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 79

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

OK, the next target is the "see how fast we can get a million threads" conversation. were going to destroy them simply because someone there said we couldnt smiley - tongueout

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 80

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

attention crew!! the million threads conversation is mocking us and questioning the might of the BLD!! set a course dammit! (please)

smiley - cheesecake


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