h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep

oh, well in that case

*pounces on the infinate inprobability drive button*

YEHAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

What's just happened? Where are we? And why?

i dont know but lets destroy the nearest thread so as to re-test the systems

Yes, let's. This is fun.

oh, and i just realised that well have to loot a very rich thread at some point, cos i imagine we wont be allowed back into the iced bun untill we pay for the excessive damage we caused (not to mention all the pavlova we ate)

There's a rich vein of humour here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F16034?thread=76493&latest=1 Is that the sort of thing we need?

what are you, crazy? we cant destroy OR loot the "tell us a joke" thread! its the awesomest thread ever! its where i get all my latest jokes!

what we need is a thread that;

has alot of money,
is reletively unimportant to the PIIB and it members,
has people with a sense of humour subscribed to it, and,
doesnt have anti-light based weapons shielding.

go on then everyone, get scouting

I'm not suggesting we destroy the "tell us a joke" thread, but I don't see why we shouldn't loot it.

It contains comedy gold.

ahhh thats a good one! but no! looting of the "tell us a joke" thread is comletely prohibited! there are plenty of other threads, lets loot one of those

We could go after one of the thingisite threads...

oh all this decision making is tiring me out, wake me up when youve made a decision as to places to loot

*stomps off to captains quarters*

*Sneaks into captain's quarters with water gun*

heh heh heh heh

PFFTT BLAAARG dammit persephone!!!!

Let's attack http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1994453?thread=578538&post=94219282#p94219282

I see you've been doing reconnaissance work round there. What sort of defences do they have?

One other person,

Are you talking about The Thinker?

I think so, I forget who I'm talking to most of the time...