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The Cheesecake of Death

Post 41

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

blehhh thats no fun, whats the worst that could happen if we fired it twice in succesion? assuming "something very bad", set a course for the nearest ice planet so as to accelerate the "cooling down" process

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 42

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

hey hang on, how come theres only 3 of us here? where are the other members of the PIIB? forget the ice planet and set an immediate course for Shabadabadon, we could do with a drinks officer, an IT officer and a member of The Attack and Reletive Defence of the Intternal Serivices squad around here (wait a minute Shabadabadon IS an ice planet....) SET COURSE!!

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 43

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

I wondered what the red flashing light and alarm were about


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 44

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

well, when we find our IT officer im sure he'll tell us, in the mean time that's better. Navigator! whats our ETA? (translation : are we theeeeeeeere yet???)


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 45

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

where the hell has my crew gone? im beginning to dread what that alarm i smashed was trying to tell me, persephone? kipperonthefloor? computer! scan for life signs on the cheesecake! ..... computer? oh dear god








smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 46

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

WE'RE BACK
Sorry, Coffee Break
The Energy Cells are cooled down now


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 47

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

honestly, no-one tells me anything around here...

right! forget about Shabadabadon, i know IT and if the rest of the crew want to join us they can catch up.

Set a course for the last known location of the super computer "deep thought"! its about time someone blew it up for that whole "42" buisness

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 48

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Yay,

(Strangely, I was talking about deep thought earlier)


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 49

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

yeah its weird when that happens

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 50

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

I know, watch as every other thread I'm on today talk about deep thought...

smiley - weird


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 51

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

right, are we there yet kipperonthefloor?

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 52

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Not yet ETA 42:42:42:42:42


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 53

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Are we there yet?


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 54

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

No not yet


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 55

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Are we there yet?

(How long before someone throws something at me?)


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 56

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

*Throws A Computer mouse at Persephone*


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 57

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB



so working back through those 42s...

42 seconds
42 minutes (that long?)
42 hours (oh son of a...)
42 days (.....)

42 YEARS?!?!?!
i dont plan to want to destroy deep thought for that long! only one thing for it should be here soon

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 58

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Thats if we don't use the Hyperleap Systems


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 59

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

fine then, fire up the..



oh hang on

......

the infinite improbability drives here! ok, lets use this and the hyperleap systems at the same time (whats the worst that could happen?) 3 2 1 IGNITION!!!

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 60

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Where are we?


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