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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 29, 2010
Oi Inter its your go
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jun 29, 2010
ahh ok, did you hear? last week two boats crashed in the thames, one carrying rad paint and another carrying blue.
apparently the crew are marooned 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 29, 2010
Stop That Man Playing the Harp, He's a criminal
Lyre
No Its true
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jun 29, 2010
maybe its the same criminal who snuck behind the police station with a flamethrower and destroyed their herb garden
he was arrested for wasting police thyme
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 29, 2010
He sounds like the crook who broke into the Police Bathrooms and stole the toilets and Mirrors.
The Police have nothing to go on But they're looking into it
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jun 29, 2010
*goes to hide in sound proof room*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 29, 2010
Ah ah Perse, You're the judge
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jun 29, 2010
But I don't like puns,
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 29, 2010
That's why you're the judge
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jun 29, 2010
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jun 29, 2010
fork to spoon - "who was that ladle i saw you with last night?" spoon - "that was no ladle! that was my knife!"
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jun 29, 2010
be honest kipper, are you using a joke book?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 29, 2010
Nope Cross My heart
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 29, 2010
Visitors to the World Potato Conference get a Potato clock, and By Nine They've left the house
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jun 29, 2010
Why don't you just have a pavlova war?
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jun 29, 2010
i dont get it 
julius ceasar is addressing the colloseum "friends, romans and countrymen, i have returned from my campain in france where i killed 50,000 gauls!" the crown is up on its feet cheering and clapping and "hail ceasar"ing, suddenly, Brutus jumps up and yells "caesar lies! i have just discovered that he killed but 25,000 gauls!" "indeed" caesar replies "but remember, away gauls count double in europe"
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 29, 2010
Say It out loud
Last saturday I was in the Park, And I though, Why does a frisbee get beiiger when it gets closer? and then It Hit Me
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jun 29, 2010
double sigh
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jun 29, 2010
harry is hired to paint the inside of a church, he accepts but then discovers that he has to provide the paint himself, so he starts painting but then he realises that he doesnt have nearly enough paint, so he adds a ton of thinner so it will last longer, a few hours later the same thing happens so he adds more thinner still, eventually you could hardly see the paint at all! then there was a crack of thunder and a voice boomed out "HARRY! RE-PAINT AND THIN NO MORE!!!"
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