h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And I'll meet your Han Solo Adventures and raise you one Ewok Adventures

(oh, and FYI, i found out about Desolus when his image tried to kill me in the Jedi Temple, not on Wookiepedia )

Force unleashed? I gave up on that game when button mashing wasn't getting me anywhere and I had no idea what to do next. I tried it twice.

*accessing geekiest part of brain*

The rule of there only being two sith at any one time (on the theory that one must always be master, the other apprentice, until apprentice exceeds the master, keeping the sith strong) started with Darth Bane, roughtly 1000 BBY. He came up with it through the teachings on the Sith holocron of Darth Revan found on the planet of the Rakata. (Revan was from the mandalorian wars and Jedi civil war of roughtly 4000 BBY, much more commonly known now because TOR just came out)

The Rakata themselves had a great empire spreading across the galaxy. There is a theory that they teraformed Kashyyyk, but after their fall, the machine working on kashyyyk malfunctioned, leading to the massive trees etc. The wookiees are, therefore, were intended to be gardeners of the planet. The Rakatans themselves fell because they lost touch with the force, most of their technology was built around the force, so their massive empire died. The empire was around rought 10000 BBY

oh persephone, this could be the start of a significantly greater friendship

And how did you get stuck on Force Unleashed??? you just go down straight corridors! Getting stuck is harder than getting lost in a cupboard! as for the button mashing,you should do what i did and rely on 3 or 4 good moves

FU Was a good game, I love it.

Yeah, i like it too i'm on my third play through, wearing my new Sith Stalker Armour, for the sake of realisticness, i don't want to take it off

oh speaking of which, you know when your sith alter ego bursts in and tries to kill you with an unconvincing lightsabre?

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/574749_401238116583109_100000907713434_1090258_1575431481_n.jpg

Happens to us all -_-

Oh have you played FU2 kipper?

not yet.

I want to get it, but all my money is spoken for for aboit a month!

I got stuck because I couldn't seem to have any effect on the thing I needed to continue the quest.
x didn't work
y didn't work
a didn't work
b didn't work
left bumper didn't work
left trigger didn't work
you get the picture.

I think I even managed to bug out the training bit as well so I was stuck in there. The game's cursed!

And just to be annoying, my dad has FU2 and it might still be in the packaging (and I have unlimited access to his games... well, except for the ones he's playing at the time)

Well i played it on the wii so i can't help you but yeah, sounds like it's cursed to me, strong with the dark side your xbox is!

Ah, but my computer is master of the force. Ancient Sith lords run around on its screen without a problem. Whole empires, cities, hospitals, theme parks, and zoos have been built on its hardrive

PCs were always better than consoles, but now all the games are plastered in stuff to make sure your copy is legit. Like starcraft. It would have been brilliant, but I can't play it because my computer isn't on the internet. My laptop isn't built for gaming.

you have a computer thats not on the internet? how is that possiable?

I've been playing diablo 3
I must say they have really dumbed it down...

The computer is built from spare parts from a failed attempt to work out which component was broken in my mum's computer and replace it. It's pretty old now, on windows XP and so horribly out of date if it even looked at the internet now every virus would run down the cable at once.

That and antivirus takes up a lot of power that it really needs to run things like the sims 3 without melting into a puddle of lost files.

It's even still got a cream monitor, pre-flatscreen. It still does the colours better than the laptop though.

I completely forgot about diablo 3, is it good? I only actually played a little of 2, many many years ago. Is there a cow level?

a cow level....?
I haven't played much of 2 I've got it but it's sitting on the shelf looking sad...

3 isn't too bad but it's not very customizable you don't even need to assign stat points

Dr A! Why didn't you answer my wall post?! Stop making me be a clingy stalker! what's your friend code?? anyhoo, I'M DOING ANOTHER GAME REVIEW!! XD hopefully have it up tonight, stay tuned!!!

TA DAAAAAAA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDQ8HLelxtc&feature=share

well I'm not really playing pokemon.... the game world has moved on


nice review though

Grrr! I spend so much time getting the thing online, and now i can't find anyone to play the bloody thing with! stupid friend code requirement!!!

I've always wondered why they haven't put old games like fallout 2 on the nuntendo, it works in pretty much the same way as pokemon, but the combat is less annoying