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Post 641

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - sadface but it's my birthday soon,
you wouldn't be mean like that would you
*sad puppy eyes*


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Post 642

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

nngggg aaaaah fuuuu DAMMIT! Fine, but don't go killing anyone now!

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 643

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

does it count if i kill someone in a non vampire way?
I mean if i poison someone or shoot them
or tip them out into the vacuum of space....


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Post 644

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

That would be fine. smiley - smiley

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 645

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - magicsmiley - vampiresmiley - boing


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Post 646

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

HEY! I'm watching you...

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 647

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

You've given me a brilliant idea for cake decoration... just need some food colouring. smiley - cupcake

I think I'll leave the catterpiller repellant. I'll just pull them off and put them in the box marked "Inter's, don't touch"

smiley - evilgrin


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Post 648

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - bigeyessmiley - vampire cakes? smiley - cheesecake
sounds yummy smiley - drool


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Post 649

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Jokes on you Perse, those catterpillers attatch themselves to the base of your spine. smiley - evilgrin Have fun being a vegetable!

*looks in the box*

Aww, they're eating my golden mice... mice made of organic gold... shame... smiley - sadface

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 650

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Hey Anthea, do you want to be part of the test group for my novel? smiley - biggrin I've promised all testers £12.34 when I become a famous author! I'd understand if you didn't have time though. smiley - smiley

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 651

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

12.37... so thats an hour and a half to read then? smiley - winkeye

Oh go on I guess I can help you out as long as your not in too much of a hury smiley - vampire


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Post 652

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

It's 12.34 and I'm pretty sure there was a pound sign there. smiley - tongueout And excellent! No rush, I'll just send you my novel as I write it to tead at your leisure, and please keep me updated on parts you liked, and more importantly, parts you didn't like. Can you PM me your email adress on facebook please? smiley - biggrin

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 653

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Done, smiley - smiley
it should be there for you to soon


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Post 654

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

thank yoouu! ^_^

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 655

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - smiley downloaded it earlier so I'll start reading it as soon as I've got time
from first looks I have one word to say to you young man... Paragraphs!


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Post 656

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

That's what Persephone said, but I don't know where I'm supposed to be dividing it! What good did paragraphs ever do for anyone anyway!? smiley - tongueout

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 657

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

They make it easy to read. Usually put in when you change what you're talking about.

Tada, condescending website smiley - tongueout :
http://www.saidsimple.com/content/When-to-Make-a-New-Paragraph

smiley - geek


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Post 658

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

How is the novel going anyway? Still sending to publishers?

smiley - geek


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Post 659

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Ugh... not for a while... I really should though. MUST. NOT. GIVE. UP!

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 660

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

There's always the E-book route. Surprisingly easy, as long as you follow their terms and conditions. (there's some formatting stuff and a copyright page you have to copy & paste from them, at least for Amazon and Smashwords)

smiley - geek


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