h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

instead of posting
the next topic, we simply
continue talking!

try to keep the thread
on-topic, at least between
one post and the next.

here's another thing:
can use however many
haikus in one post.

introduce us to
other haiku forms, but, make
sure they are standard.

so who's up for the
very first haiku, to start
the conversation?

(explanation for
number four: not a format
that you just made up!)

oh dear, just read page,
is this after all the best
place to have posted?

after all, doesn't
follow rules 1 & 2, for
format of postings.

but where else would have
been good? will you please forgive
me, Sad, Mad or Bad?

and i very much
wish, that i had spell-checked the
title. too late now.

It seems to me that
No one here is brave enough
To talk in haiku

oh, and here i was
hoping it would stay unposted-
to(my bad spelling).

Really, your spelling
is not that bad and I think that
No one will notice

well, perhaps they won't.
after all i myself did
not until post three.

Maybe 'heiku' could
be a cool new name for this
type of haiku talk<?>

Oh, and are you all-
-owed to let a word trip ov-
-er a line sometimes<?>

I would think hyphens
to be a form of cheating.
Maybe it's just me.

I know but you can't
blame me for trying since it
is quite hard to speak

but why should we not
allow hyphens as long as
they aren't used too much?

Would allowing some
hypen usage possibly
get more people here<?>

It is possible.
I won't complain if you won't.
Hyphenate away!

hyphen hyphen hy-
phen hyphen<?> Hyphen hyphen
and more of hyphens.....

That's not exactly
what I meant for you to do,
but, hey, if it works...

Well, if I am not
allowed the occasional
outbreak of silly-

-ness then where would
All of the fun of this thread
go to, anyway<?>

why not? after all,
silliness is the heart and
soul of our Hootoo.

Most definitely!
If we could not talk about
pink elephants and

Other such daft things
then we may end up looking
quite sane, after all.

Appearing sane seems
to be against the rules on
this inventive site.

Or is the only
rule here that there are no rules?
One can only hope.