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Haiku Challenge!!!!
vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 3, 2001
Dont query Bossel,
On economic down turns,
As he wont answer.
nt: Turning
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Jul 3, 2001
What once was forward
Is now so backward facing
I have turned around
hmmmmmmm.......that was crap
ok, next topic:-people who do npot text message u when u ask the polietely to do so 
archangel nancy 
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 3, 2001
If we have no phone,
Thats SMS capable,
What are we to do?
(YOur not allowed to criticise your own haiku you know, it's not fair on others who would never ever post any of their own terrible poetry on the web without a feeble excuse like mine 
)
nt: feeble excuses
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jul 3, 2001
scrubby poetry
before the eyes of the world
blame goes to Vogons
next: nose hair
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 3, 2001
Seldom attractive,
Hard to remove, pain to shave,
Nose hair lacks wooers.
nt: Wooing
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 3, 2001
On turning forty,
Man finds less hair on his head,
And more in his nose.
Next topic: How to mix a margarita
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jul 3, 2001
I'm soooo rational
how please is it possible
that I turn my head?
(yes, it *is* on topic )
next: impossible things
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jul 3, 2001
It's impossible
to mix a margarita
with nose hair in it
next: still impossible things
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Jul 3, 2001
Confusing topics
it's almost impossible
to write good haikus
...or is that just me?
next: on being individual (or maybe just on being weird)
archangel nancy
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 3, 2001
Individual?
Yes, I am certainly that.
But will this post be?
nt: Oddness
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Jul 3, 2001
better to be odd,
than to be normal. because,
normal is boring.
everyone here is
odd to some extent. it's what
makes it so fun here!
nt: wooing, since i didn't see one on that.
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jul 3, 2001
(trying again to get this through after some confusion with double postings and cache memory hazards...)
Wooing:
I'm soooo rational
how please is it possible
that I turn my head?
next: memories
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Jul 3, 2001
didn't remember
that one, oops! sorry. need to
check my memories.
nt: corn on the cob
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jul 3, 2001
yay for the sun shine
but it is now way too hot
i'm just hard to please
Next topic: books
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Jul 3, 2001
reading, is my most
favorite thing, besides here. i'm
in a library
even as i post
this, thus combining my two
fovorite things, ever!
nt: bone of contention.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 3, 2001
My soup is food for thought,
Flavored, as always, by a
bone of contention
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 3, 2001
(Sorry, I miscounted)
My soup: food for thought,
flavored, as always, by a
bone of contention.
next topic: Pink flamingos with parasols
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Jul 3, 2001
i look out the win-
dow and see, on neigbor's lawn
of all the tacky...!!
nt:gnomes as lawn ornaments
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 3, 2001
Gnomes that die in Store,
COme back as happy anglers,
To sit next to pond.
(Its not a counting thing, its a rhythm thing 
)
nt: Rhythm Things
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Kumetanzuka the capricious Posted Jul 3, 2001
lub-dub, the rhythm
of my heart, the sonar blip,
and the da-daiko.
nt: mellow grooves
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- 241: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jul 3, 2001)
- 242: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Jul 3, 2001)
- 243: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jul 3, 2001)
- 244: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jul 3, 2001)
- 245: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jul 3, 2001)
- 246: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 3, 2001)
- 247: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jul 3, 2001)
- 248: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jul 3, 2001)
- 249: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Jul 3, 2001)
- 250: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jul 3, 2001)
- 251: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Jul 3, 2001)
- 252: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jul 3, 2001)
- 253: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Jul 3, 2001)
- 254: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jul 3, 2001)
- 255: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Jul 3, 2001)
- 256: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 3, 2001)
- 257: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 3, 2001)
- 258: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Jul 3, 2001)
- 259: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jul 3, 2001)
- 260: Kumetanzuka the capricious (Jul 3, 2001)
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