h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Looks good to me. Sort of a thinking man's weevil haiku.

I'll put it up on the page. Thanks, Pedro.

Corn syrup and marGin -
the weevil cocktail diet
AND all the food groups

Can you get that first line down to five syllables, Frizz?

I want to post it, but I thought I'd give you a chance to have another look at it first.

oops sorry about that - when drunk syllables just blur together. Ok I'll give it another go.

MarGin and syrup
the weevil cocktail diet
AND all the food groups

Thanks, Frizz. I've put it up on the page in all its glory.

Cheers


(quite late at night - pretty much all I can manage)

Hope you didn't overdo it last night.

Partying weevils
must have spiked my drinks last night
with Christmas spirit

Silly weevils.

Weevils are pretty
In a spiky chitin way
Folk say I'm twisted

Get out more you two
Stop writing about weevils
You'll end up crazy


Oops! Too late, Livzy!
They're beyond all hope - Too bad!
What a waste of Life!


Everyone was sad
As Pedro got committed
to the padded cell


No party held here
too many bloody weevils
drinking all the booze


Now Livzy is sick
with advanced haikuitis
Be kind! Put him down!

Classy. I like it.

Thank you Pedro, mate!
Now I've joined the challenge page
Go and have a look

I like weevils I
Like weevils I like weevils
I like weevils LOTS.

Sort of a nursery rhyme haiku. For the kids!

I like weevils I
Like weevils I like weevils
I like weevils LOTS.

Sort of a nursery rhyme haiku. For the kids!

Hee hee. Thanks, Pedro.

I'm very sad that
nobody has anymore
weevil haikus hmmm