If poetry be the food of love, then... is that someone's stomach growling?
Yes, church members, it's Haiku time. Here is where we will weave wonderful words of weevil wisdom and probably all suffer for it later on, or perhaps even sooner. Please use this page to contribute your weevil-ish works of art.
Now we all know how to write a haiku, don't we? Just to be sure, here's a clue for you, in haiku (I don't know who originally wrote it):
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Without Further Ado, Here's Some Weevil Haiku...
Oh blessed weevils,
Weevils eat some things
Weevils are pretty
I like weevils I
MarGin and syrup