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Redneck Love
aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) Started conversation Dec 30, 2000
Don't know how well redneck humor will carry outside the States, but here it goes:
A guy buys a big 200-acre ranch out in the country. One day, shortly after he moves in, he's relaxing on his front porch when a pickup truck comes rambling down the one dirt road to his house and screeches to a halt in front of him.
"Howdy neighbor!" the pickup driver says. "My name's Bill! I live next door and wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood."
"Well, thanks Bill. That's right friendly," says the man.
"My pleasure," Bill says. Then, "Hey listen, the reason I drove over here is that I'm having a party this Saturday and I'd really like you to come. And it's sure going to be a doozy. There's going to be eatin', and drinkin', and f****n', and fightin'...I'll tell you, it's going to be great!"
"Well that sounds just fine, Bill," says the man. "What should I wear?"
"Oh, it don't matter," Bill explains. "It's just gonna be you and me."
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