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Four children
aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) Started conversation Dec 28, 2000
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family - a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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