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The world's stupidest joke

Post 1

Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit

Back in my high school days when I found airheads to be irresistable, I had a girlfriend who loved the following joke, and told it constantly, to my endless despair:

She: Ask me if I'm a tree.
Me: Are you a tree?
She: No!


The world's stupidest joke

Post 2

Chunky C

Dude, maybe she was laughing at you for constantly falling for the same joke. I think that's pretty funny as well!


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Post 3

Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit

Quite the contrary... she had to implore me to ask her the question. Her begging was quite attractive, however, so I was compensated in some way for the IQ loss that exposure to that joke caused me.


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Post 4

Is mise Duncan

When I was at college I knew a guy whose favourite joke was even stupider than that:
Him: "My dog's got no wind resistence"
Us: "How does he experience the Bernouilli effect then?"
Him: "Terrible".

In our defence, drink was involved!


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