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I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Hati Posted Nov 30, 2000
Hey there!
My Cactus¤Garden has produced some tequila, d'you you think it may be needed at Christmuse Dinner?
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 Posted Nov 30, 2000
Wow, what a coincidence - I just happen to have some lemon and salt in my pocket.
* Aside: How the heck did I end up with lemon and salt in my pocket?
Mosey on over and we can get started. Nothing quite like home-made tequila.
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Hati Posted Nov 30, 2000
It's so good because of the fact that agaves voluntarely abandoned some leaves and there's no anger or pain in this tequila. Drink- Drink- Drink- Drink- Drink- Drink- Drink- Drink!
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 Posted Nov 30, 2000
One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Four,
Five tequila
Six teqiula
Seven tequila
Floor!
*Hits the deck hard with a loud flollop. Apparently isn't immune to alcohol poisoning as he once thought. *
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
MaW Posted Nov 30, 2000
* MaW, Muse of Evilness and Dancing Ducks, arrives by unrevealed Evil means, with a large tray of freshly-prepared Sushi in hand *
Sorry guys, we're rather busy over at the Ministry at the moment, as we're doing some of the catering for the President's Christmas ball as well. I've not even got a full menu yet, but here's a simple selection of totally unauthentic but still very nice Sushi. We've got traditional Sushi topped with raw salmon, one with smoked raw salmon, one with omelette, and our first Christmas Sushi - topped with a thin slice of roast turkey and some cranberry sauce.
* offers tray *
Excuse me, I have to go work on the menu some more.
* vanishes, leaving the tray on the bar *
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 Posted Nov 30, 2000
* awakened by the rank smell of raw fish *
Phwoooaaar! What reeks?
Oh, it's sushi.
* looks around furtively and yaks into a paper bag. Not sure whether it was the tequila or the odour *
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Hati Posted Nov 30, 2000
It looks more like 
. It should be treated with tequila, I guess.
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
MaW Posted Nov 30, 2000
No need to react like _that_. I thought I'd better not post the menu here, so instead I put it here: http://www.h2g2.com/A482122
* installs anti-fish-smell devices which immediately make the room smell much less fishy *
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
MaW Posted Nov 30, 2000
No need to react like _that_. I thought I'd better not post the menu here, so instead I put it here: http://www.h2g2.com/A482122
* installs anti-fish-smell devices which immediately make the room smell much less fishy *
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Nov 30, 2000
"I found a sushi bar in Thailand called -Kabuki Sushi Bar- I thought that was a fitting place for Kabuki Man n'est pas?" I too am partial to the juices of cacti, I even eat the worms, am particularly fond of body shots. 
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Hati Posted Nov 30, 2000
If you like sushi then you'd fit in there. But be aware - sushi may be dangerous to your health. I don't like sushi. But you always can have a tequila with me. 
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Hugo the Fish Posted Nov 30, 2000
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..oOoo..oo..OoO..o....ooo..ooO..ooo..oooo..oo.!!!...
..Ooo..ooO..O....oo....OO..oo..OOo..oooo..O..
..ooo..OO..o..oOoo..oOoo....OOO..ooOo....ooOo..oo..ooo..oooo...
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Icarus Posted Nov 30, 2000
Did someone mention food?
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
MaW Posted Nov 30, 2000
Yes, I did. Care for some sushi?
Oh, and it's not compulsory you know. We may extend our menu to include other kinds of food as well, if there's enough demand for it.
I thought we agreed we wrnt celabrating christmass ;-)
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 30, 2000
I demand other kinds of food! 
Of course we're celebrating Christmas!! =)
The Corrupt One (MIA) Posted Nov 30, 2000
Wow...it seems like there's lots of chaos here already...but there's always room for more! I'll be right back...
*zooms out the door. Returns quickly, rolling a keg of Old Janx Spirit about as large as the Christmas tree in New York (pretty danged big, okay?) She narrowly misses hitting the food table, then stands up the keg on its end.*
*pant* Anyone...*pant*...want a...*pant*...drink? Me, I'll *pant* help myself, if you don't mind...
*Corrupt begins to get horribly drunk, but becomes free entertainment rather than a nuisance*
(singing) Joy to the *hic* world...
Of course we're celebrating Christmas!! =)
Marc, RoD, Muse of BAATPTADOUBRA. NAVO,ASPATB,SGLGAHOMQ. Posted Nov 30, 2000
::downs his Gargle Blaster::
Thanks for the drink! And now.......I'm getting another one!
::walks towards the bar, suddenly happens to have an accoustic guitar in his hands, begins to play, uh, Christmuse music::
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p.s. heh about checking to make sure my stuff is on... I always make a last check of everything right before I start, ever since one time the mike on my amp was shut off--amp itself was on, and our monitors had already quit, so I had no idea that nobody past the stage could hear me until our sound guy came sprinting up on to the stage and clicked the mike on...
What's going on in here?!!!
Ottox Posted Nov 30, 2000
What are you doing here already? This party wasn't supposed to start until tomorrow!!! 
I was sitting in http://www.h2g2.com/FFM51888?thread=89431 making decorations for the party, when I suddenly heard a lot of noise. And here all you people are, a lot of you already 
! 
I feel cheated!!!
* downs a 
*
Trying to catch up!
Ooooh! I've brought my record player and some old X-mas LP's!!!
Though as long as Marc isn't too drunk to play, we should enjoy the live music!
Not sushi!
Marc, RoD, Muse of BAATPTADOUBRA. NAVO,ASPATB,SGLGAHOMQ. Posted Nov 30, 2000
Not too drunk yet! I gotta stay sober enough to enjoy the sushi while it lasts...
Don't know why nobody seems to like it, I can't imagine anything wrong with raw fish and seaweed, doused in soy sauce!
::continues with the Woodstock set, pulls a couple of people out of the crowd to play bass and drums::
People tryyyy to put us down
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- 44: Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 (Nov 30, 2000)
- 45: MaW (Nov 30, 2000)
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- 50: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Nov 30, 2000)
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- 54: MaW (Nov 30, 2000)
- 55: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 30, 2000)
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