h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

since gwennie is not aboard at the moment i shall try to steer this

i guess the first thing to do is press this big red button next to the sign that reads "never ever press this big red button"



* suddenly finds himself smacked up against the rear wall of the cabin *

er. nope. apparently the first thing i should have done was to fasten my seatbelt

~shouts from the back~
Ouch!

~tries to crawl back forward~
Way to go captain! Now you made me spill my drink!

~finds a seat and after a few tries manages to actualy sit in it and fasten the seatbelt~
Oh dear, if this is the way we're going to travel from now on I'm going to make sure I'm going to buy magnetic boots at the next stop . Now...what's the inflight movie for today ?

about that, kheldar

hope i can make it up to you

*presses a few buttons and a <bot> appears with a tray filled wit assorted and *

let's see now, it appears we have a choice between "texas chainsaw massacre" and "lassie"

TCM! No doubt about that :D. Which one is it? The original Tobe Hooper or the 2003 remake ?

the remake, i think

will you want a with that?

ooh bloody mary

I say we play both movies at the same time on the same screen

aye. and the one who can still tell the difference after ten minutes buys the next round

*Peers at a view of strange creatures involved in much violence*
Are you sure that's the screen? It looks like a porthole to me!

oh my you're right!

there's a bar fight going on in the adjacent restaurant

let's join the fun

oh goody

*draws his light sabre and cuts a hole in the wall in order to get into the restaurant (which is conveniently named "the adjacent restaurant") - only to find that linus has beat him to it by stepping through the entrance*

oh hi, there, linus. do you come here often?


: welcome, how may we help you?

: table for four at the window, four bottles of for starters - and throw in two s - and make it snappy!

: but you are not on my list, i'm afraid

: well, you were not on my list, either. up until now, that is. i bet both can be changed. wouldn't you like to start?

: right this way, gentlemen...

Me want pizza!

*a pizza comes flying through the restaurant and hits kes right between the eyes *

hot , we forgot all about the fight!

*leaps to his feet, only to be hit right in the mouth by a flying saucer filled with tiramisu*

and what a delicious food fight this has turned out to be

excuse me, can i have a cup of espresso with this?

i think i'll stick to something cold like

wouldn't want to get burnt

sticky ?

i hope it's not the kind they serve in germany, where they mix with lemonade and stuff

Who threw that pizza?
I want more anchovies on the next one!

*voice from other table shouting: " i forgot..."

"...this "

i knew i should have packed a tennis racquet

*hands linus a *

I thought that Wimbledon had finished for another year

Wot? Where'd all the big red buttons go?