A Conversation for The Stretcher

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Boots

Great fun! Trout you have to go with 'excrutiating'!
Take care
Boots


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Post 2

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Ooh, a smiley - lurk delurks!smiley - wow

Please write us a poem yourself, Boots?smiley - grovel

smiley - kiss


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Beatrice

No no no, I demand a Platini-esque poem!


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Boots

If I had a clue what plantini-esque meant, suspect I would have done too. It doesn't behove well for a dog to show his ignorance!
Take care
Boots


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Post 5

Trout Montague

Of or pertaining to "Platini"?

Hands up who would change their name to Psycorp? "Unwashed, online, inflammatory". My perfect valentine is all of those.

My Excruciating Valentine: You Are
(Il)legal Genetic
Raging Stiff
Hardly Gushing
Massive Major Rising
Unwashed, online, inflammatory
Purulent ...
... Excruciating


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Post 6

Boots

Very Pogue esque!


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Post 7

Secretly Not Here Any More

I'm nicking that one.


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Danny B

As an ex-geneticist, I'm rather jealous of Beatrice's 'Chromosomal Valentine' smiley - scientist


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Beatrice

I'm torn between attempting something that looks like a double helix, or going for a groan-worthy "getting into your genes" pun....smiley - run


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Danny B

Both, surely..? smiley - winkeye


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TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office

In the event, Beatrice, you did something marvellous!

A47204327.

TRiG.smiley - wow


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Post 12

Beatrice



Thank you kind sir! If you know Guide ML at all you'll understand the furious paddling beneath the surface that's going on to make it look like that, but I wonder if I sacrificed content for appearance.


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