h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Apply here to become one of the h2g2 Guardian s!

i am applying here

i would like to be a guardian angel

i have asked to be an ace, but they do not seem to have done anything about it. oh well. could i be an angel?

Ooops! Galen - were you wearing an invisibility cloak? Nobody seems to have seen you posting here!

Let's see...
- read this: <./>A466120</.>
- decide on a patronage (you'll find a complete list on my user page)
- have patience (next ceremony is not due until the end of April)

Would you like a ?

yes please

*drinks *

i am an ace, but i still wish to join...

...so i go there eh?

If I'm partly evil, but still biased towards good, could I join?

so this patronage thing...

i have to choose something orriginal.


i think(unoficially) that it will be PS of coxswains

O.K.
Black And White is all sorted out. I would beg you to let me in to your Holy Ranks. I was admitted as an Ace, and am pretty darn proud of that. Oh, and a few questions...

Being an angel is a big deal, I take it, so is H2G2 informed? I bet if you don't already get a lot of lost souls, the main staff would be glad to help.
And how does one become a Gaurdian Angel? That sounds like a great thing to be. Being an Ace is so trying, when half the people you greet or help never respond.

Ahh, well. Get back to me if you can. I'm not immortal, but I am patient.
Best wishes,

-Mystrunner (U173132)

TPTB know about us, Mystrunner - we're kind of hard to overlook!

Read the advice I gave Galen in posting no.3, and then - if you still feel that you want to become an h2g2 Guardian Angel, just post an application in this conversation...

What does TPTB mean? and what is patronage? I am still interested, the commandments aren't too hard. What do I need on an application?

-Mystrunner

The Powers That Be, or the Italics, or th Towers, the ones with the italic names.

patronage, all GA's are Patron Saint of something. You are supposed to think of a something you would like to be Patron Saint of.
No duplicates allowed, except maybe PS of Duplicates, if that's still vacant.

Mystrunner, according to your name you are already a Guardian Angel as PS of Assassins, but you are not on the list.

Are you illegally using copyrighted material in your name?

Mystrunner can be PS of Assassins if he wants, maybe he's trying out the name?


One of the questions in this thread was how do you become a GA, well the best thing to do is read a previous ceremony, so I'll give you a link. F57540?thread=169632 that's the latest ceremony...

The main difference between the ACEs and the GA's is that the ACEs are official meeters and greeters and the GA's are unofficial. We also party a lot, have fun, drink , eat, drink, eat lots of, party a lot...

Umm... Yeah. The patron saint thing came before I even found out about the angels, hmm? I sure hope it isn't illegal. I have ethics about such things.
It was mostly because I knew the Keepers wouldn't like it if I used Keeper, and so I saw another patron saint, figured "what the hey!" and there it was. I Imagine you already have a patron saint of patron saints, though. I just hope the sunlight that filters through the tree leaves isn't talken.
-Mystrunner

I think the job as Patron Saint of Patron Saints is already taken - by God Almighty himself!

Better not argue with HIM *rolls eyes* even though he IS on vacation right now...

they say that GOD created coxswains becuase he could not be everywhere

Careful... *looks over shoulder* ...St Peter might still be around to keep an eye on things...

I won't tread on the almighty's feet. But I would definetly want the sunlight that filters through the tree leaves. It's the healthiest type of light around.

-Mystrunner

Are you sure you want exactly the same title as Patron Saint as you requested at the Keeper page?

At least the Assassins. Not much else matters.

Any more applications?
Hopefully the ceremony will be this week/end.