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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Apr 25, 2001
Or if that isn't good, can i become the St of running from the dreaded MoonMonkeys, please? As I spend most of my time doing that.
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Hati Posted Apr 27, 2001
Homeless houseplants, they need a patron saint. I think I can do it.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Apr 27, 2001
All requests noted, thank you! Your ceremonies will take place on Saturday night, approx. 9.30pm. {GMT}
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Researcher 168963 Posted May 6, 2001
I would like to be patron saint of Things with Fangs please. Many things with fangs are actually very friendly, and I think they need a saint.
If I'm not suitably qualified I quite understand.
PS I am actually quite friendly so just ignore my name.
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 6, 2001
Thank you for your applicaton, Dastardly - can I get you a drink?
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Researcher 168963 Posted May 7, 2001
Bloo...I mean coffee please.
Do I have to go through some wierd initiation? Like post 1000 messages in 3 hours or something? Or run to London carrying a big sack? (that would actually be quite hard 'cause I live on a Island)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 7, 2001
Actually you have to post 1000 messages in 3 hours while running to London carrying a big sack ... 
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Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse Posted May 7, 2001
Saint Shea, will you please refrain from scaring the poor soul away?
Here Dastardly, have a 
...
...I hope you have read this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A467606
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 7, 2001
But that's what they made me do ...
What, you didn't have to do that?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 7, 2001
Saint Shea - ever wondered why the old ceremonies haven't made it past the moderators yet? Don't ask, don't ask...
...but message no.1442 at the GAs e-group will give you an idea about what we hade to endure...
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Uber Phreak Posted May 24, 2001
Hello, I would like to become the Patron Saint Of Those Who Live in The Middle of No Where With Nothing To Do On The Weekends.
Thanks
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Ottox Posted May 24, 2001
Problem is that you won't meet such people at h2g2 - they can go here if they have nothing else to do! 
But I like the title! 
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 24, 2001
Herald Ottox...
Please would you go to the page of the Learner Angel and create a new thread "Secret Heavenly Business"?
That's your job now
Then you can have a little chat with him about what being an is all about 
Make sure you feed him plenty of
Will you also keep a record of the awaiting saints and their preferred patronages?
Thank you so much.
You are ~so~ wonderful, Herald Ottox. 
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Ottox Posted May 24, 2001
Damn! I *knew* she would come and spoil my fun...
Muse AGB!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 25, 2001
*sneaks up and 
s Ottox*
*sneaks up and s GB*
*runs off, laughing maniacally!*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 26, 2001
*runs after SMorB to her back*
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 26, 2001
(not running too fast anyway 
)
*gets caught* s GB 
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. Posted May 29, 2001
I'm very, very good and I answered c for all of them! *with that look on face of an angelic liar* 
May I join?
As to a Patron Saint, I have no idea. Tomboys?
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. Posted May 29, 2001
I'm very, very good and I answered c for all of them! *with that look on face of an angelic liar*
May I join?
As to a Patron Saint, I have no idea. Tomboys?
Niwt
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jun 12, 2001
Thank you for your applications, Niwt, Uber Phreak & Dastardly, your ceremony will take place on Sunday. Here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F57540?thread=120969&latest=1 This thread is now CLOSED.
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BECOME AN ANGEL - APPLY HERE {April/May 2001}
- 41: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Apr 25, 2001)
- 42: Hati (Apr 27, 2001)
- 43: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Apr 27, 2001)
- 44: Researcher 168963 (May 6, 2001)
- 45: Titania (gone for lunch) (May 6, 2001)
- 46: Researcher 168963 (May 7, 2001)
- 47: Shea the Sarcastic (May 7, 2001)
- 48: Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse (May 7, 2001)
- 49: Shea the Sarcastic (May 7, 2001)
- 50: Titania (gone for lunch) (May 7, 2001)
- 51: Uber Phreak (May 24, 2001)
- 52: Ottox (May 24, 2001)
- 53: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 24, 2001)
- 54: Ottox (May 24, 2001)
- 55: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 25, 2001)
- 56: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 26, 2001)
- 57: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 26, 2001)
- 58: . (May 29, 2001)
- 59: . (May 29, 2001)
- 60: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jun 12, 2001)
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