A Conversation for h2g2 Guardian Angels...
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Dolphin Girl: Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings; Keeper of Flutes and Singing Watches Posted Apr 20, 2001
Could I please become an angel? Please? Could I be the Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings?
Dolphin Girl
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 20, 2001
Gee, I don't know ... that sounded pretty coherent to me ... 
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Dolphin Girl: Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings; Keeper of Flutes and Singing Watches Posted Apr 20, 2001
Really? Did I really sound coherent? Cos I tried so hard. I mean I so wanted to make sense. Cos my friends say I never make sense. And people look at me strangely when I start to talk. I mean they could just be looking at something behind me. But surely there isn't ALWAYS something behind me. Unless it's the bogey man. Does the bogey man actually exist? Cos I never thought he did. But it would explain a lot of things. Cos somebody keeps messing my room up and I know it's not me.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 20, 2001
Nope ... sorry ... I understood that too ...
Maybe we should get one of the saner angels to answer you ...
Good luck with that!
*snicker*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 21, 2001
Dolphin Girl, while we're waiting for a saner angel to drop in - although I'm not sure there are any of that sort... perhaps an Archangel could be of help... - can I get you something to drink? 
?
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Dolphin Girl: Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings; Keeper of Flutes and Singing Watches Posted Apr 21, 2001
ooooh please if you've got the kettle on.
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Inkwash Posted Apr 21, 2001
Hey, got an tea while you're brewing?
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Researcher 159112 Posted Apr 21, 2001
Hi. Could I become the patron saint of (small) spaces behind sofas please?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 21, 2001
*closes eyes and focuses her elf magic*
*self-refillable for Dolphin Girl appears*
*self-refillable 
for Inkwash appears*
Killer Queen, I think the patronage you mention hasn't an angel yet...
Only way of becoming an h2g2 Guardian Angel is through a sainting ceremony. These are usually held on a Sunday, but not every week. It depends on how many new applications we have recieved and on how busy the Archangels are (they perform the sainting)
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 21, 2001
I wonder why the isn't popping up, since there IS a tea smiley - look here:
http://www.h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Classic/images/Smilies/f_tea.gif
...oh, and Killer Queen, would you like something to drink?
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Ottox Posted Apr 21, 2001
That can't be a surprise, can it? You were never able to use
http://www.h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Alabaster/images/Smilies/old_s_fish.gif
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Apr 22, 2001
There's a cuppa tea on my page, if you can catch it!
New applications noted, thanks a lot! Watch out for a "Secret Heavenly Business" thread appearing on your pages! 
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 22, 2001
You mean was one of the 'old' smileys? How about this one?
http://www.h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Classic/images/Smilies/s_fish.gif
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Inkwash Posted Apr 22, 2001
What a pretty fish that is.
Why have all the old smileys gone then?
When did they go?
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Apr 22, 2001
There never ~was~ a smiley, that I can remember.
But, at my age, I am remembering less & less
The Sainting ceremony is this Saturday night {GMT approx. 9.15pm}
the 28th April.
Oh my!!!!
No, it can't be May next week?????
AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!
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Researcher 159112 Posted Apr 23, 2001
um, yes, tea would be nice
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Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse Posted Apr 23, 2001
I'd like to be an too - maybe Patron Saint of Duende (the spirit of Flamenco) although you'll find it in all forms of live performances expressing genuine feelings, separating mere talent from genius - just can't think of a short way of describing it.
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Apr 25, 2001
Here's a very small teapot cO~
And a very large cup of tea
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Apr 25, 2001
Please can I be an angel? Could I be St of 'popping in for no reason and taking something away with me cos otherwise i woun't leave'? Can I? Huh huh? Can I? Please? I can already fly, see
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- 21: Dolphin Girl: Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings; Keeper of Flutes and Singing Watches (Apr 20, 2001)
- 22: Shea the Sarcastic (Apr 20, 2001)
- 23: Dolphin Girl: Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings; Keeper of Flutes and Singing Watches (Apr 20, 2001)
- 24: Shea the Sarcastic (Apr 20, 2001)
- 25: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 21, 2001)
- 26: Dolphin Girl: Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings; Keeper of Flutes and Singing Watches (Apr 21, 2001)
- 27: Inkwash (Apr 21, 2001)
- 28: Inkwash (Apr 21, 2001)
- 29: Researcher 159112 (Apr 21, 2001)
- 30: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 21, 2001)
- 31: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 21, 2001)
- 32: Ottox (Apr 21, 2001)
- 33: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Apr 22, 2001)
- 34: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 22, 2001)
- 35: Inkwash (Apr 22, 2001)
- 36: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Apr 22, 2001)
- 37: Researcher 159112 (Apr 23, 2001)
- 38: Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse (Apr 23, 2001)
- 39: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Apr 25, 2001)
- 40: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Apr 25, 2001)
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