h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Archangel prepares the room for tonight's sainting ceremony*

*Snow has covered everything, helping to cover the less than clean floor*

Wow, I love snow.

yay! snow!!

*starts building (that's snowmen with wings and halos)*

this is the earliest i've ever made it to a sainting what time does it start?

*** comes drifting in ***
Ah, snow, I have not seen that in ages. With us its just freezing.

*** looks for a place to start mixing PGGB ***

Goes over and wonders if he can help st. broelan with his ?



CK

Starts making snow s.

The ceremony will take place at 8:30 :-) This thread has a list of the soon-to-be-: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F57543?thread=149173

I should add that in the mean-time everyone's welcome to re-decorate and down a few s (purely to get rid of any jitters you might have of course)

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*flutters in wearing her bestgown*
Ooh!

*starts decorating the room with lights and tinsel*

Anyaround here?
I could do with aas well...



in the snow...

Hi GB,
grab some , the PGGB is smoking fresh.

*** starts filling glasses ***

8:30 gmt?

Dunno how long I can stay to enjoy the ceremony...actually have plans for once in my life. Save me some food and such!!

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...


Welcome gathered Archs, s, and, for now, mortals, today's ceremony is sponsored by GreenCow - cos GreenCow gives you wings.

This evening four will join us in Heaven, to create a sense of suspense and apprehension, they're names will not be mentioned now

Let us begin...

*BANG*

*All at once the lights dim, in the middle of the great hall, so tastefully decorated earlier by Archangel Galaxy Babe, st. broelan, Ck and Casey, the particles of snow seem to be whirling*

*A dense cloud has formed near the roof and slowly descending from it, clearly visible, is a golden sword*

*The sword is golden, it is encrusted with diamonds, it is well-made and well-balanced, it is also stuck*

*Archangel Silly Willy approaches it and pulls it down*

*The swirling snow forms a transparent barrier through which only those who are worthy may enter*

Would Casey step forward please...

*Casey enters the snowy barrier and approaches Silly Willy*

Sorry, just before we begin, could I have a sip of your ? Thanks, it really is heavy this sword, I'd hate to miss, or even to hit...

Casey your chosen patronage is Singing in the Car?

Hmmm...it is a worthy patronage.

*Archangel Silly Willy taps Casey lightly on each shoulder*

*As if from nowhere Robbie William's Angels starts playing*

Oh...err...that tape's in my car...you know how it is, you just have to sing along

*St. Casey leaves through the barrier which turns light green for a second and then returns to white*

The Librarian, you are next.

*A small creature, similar to a monkey steps towards the snow*

WAIT, I'm not sure if the barrier will let a non-human through...

Ooook??

Oh, yes, I suppose you're right.

*The Librarian enters*

*Aside from a momentary lapse of colour, no harm is done*

This snow seems to be having real problems with colour at the moment...

You wish to become Patron Saint of the Dimensionally Challenged?

Oook!

Yes I suppose it is a fitting title for you.

*Once again, the sword flashes, for an instance (and possibly in homage to Terry P) the sword seems to become a thin whisp of blue light - Death's sword, but then again, maybe it's a trick of the light*

*St. The Librarian leaves without incident*

CK - your turn...

*CK approaches the snow, suddenly it turns bright red*

Oh dear, something's wrong.

Let me see, you're here, you're definitely mortal (I hate having to test for that, can cause a horrible mess..), hmmm....

You don't appear to have a patronage!

However, I have decided to welcome you as a Saint, you may choose your patronage later...

*The snow stubbornly refuses to change colour but a small opening appears through which CK can enter*

*With some difficulty (it really is very heavy) Silly Willy lifts the sword to CK's shoulders*

Saint CK, welcome to Heaven...

The Theory, you are the last mortal left, please enter the snow circle...

*The snow has clearly decided to sulk, it turns white but with a red tinge*

The Theory, you seem to be in a similar position to CK, you must choose a patronage later...

*Silly Willy s another from nowhere, he dips it in the snow whirl to add some ice to it, unfortunately the snow is feeling vindictive and it makes the turn red. Ho hum.*

*Silly Willy hoists the sword one final time*

Saint The Theory, welcome!

*As St. The Theory leaves the snow whirls faster and faster, it thins and whisks the sword from Silly Willy, before disappearing altogether in another...*

*BANG*

*All at once the four new s discover halos and wings sprouting from them*

*Silly Willy drinks a *

Goodnight!

*** serves PGGB to all ***
Welcome to our holy ranks, new

Strange to have even two PS's of undefined patronage

*** starts building a stack of snowballs ***
Funtime!!!


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forgot patronage..........erm *thinks hard, nearly collapsing*

erm well maybe patron of the "42nd dimension(which is even more distorted and twisted than ours, yes that weird)"........ or is that to long?








CK